Jolli's Sherbertcon Set

by Jollimus

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Jolli got invited to Sherbertcon and was allowed to do his very first solo set. These are the songs that were performed.

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released April 12, 2015

Featuring production by pelicaine!, and Diract Beats
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Track Name: StarboRob
'Twas a joyous day in the nerdcore scene
When Rob and Starby got engaged
Happy, healthy, hair all neat
I'd hafta rate them a perfect aitch
Their joy is stronger than caffeine
And their love is quite easy to gauge
They'll soon become a legal "we"
It's time for life to turn a page

These two are in love and they're not afraid to show it
Gotta find some shades, cuz their passion's really glowin
These two are my friends and I make sure that they know it
I share with them my songs and all my feelings when I'm flowin
They're perfect for each other. No one can take that from them.
Best believe you'd get your shit pushed in just for tryin
Congrats StarboRobWob, your life is just beginning
I'll be lookin for my invitation to the wedding

I can't wait for the big day
It will be glorious and fun
And even if it's full of rain
Their love will light it up like the sun
You can set your mind at ease
This will be the greatest betrothal
Cuz this union has truly earned
The Jolli Prime Seal of Approval

I love Starby, she's so cute
Smart and funny to a tee
If I had to, I'd give her my parachute
Couldn't let her die instead of me
I remember when we first met
Hair reminiscent of cotton candy
Only at Nerda did we reconnect
And she never said that she couldn't stand me
When she started rappin, she stole the show
Much better than my wildest dreams
She could give a class on how to flow
And dash all assumptions to smithereens
She got engaged to Broborob
He's a robot that's my friend
Gotta give it up for these heartthrobs
I hope their love will never end

These two are in love and they're not afraid to show it
Gotta find some shades, cuz their passion's really glowin
These two are my friends and I make sure that they know it
I share with them my songs and all my feelings when I'm flowin
They're perfect for each other. No one can take that from them.
Best believe you'd get your shit pushed in just for tryin
Congrats StarboRobWob, your life is just beginning
I'll be lookin for my invitation to the wedding

Starby is a wondrous friend
It's really hard to get mad at her
Cute as a button, sharp as a tack
She loves Robwob with all her soul
You can set your mind at ease
This will be the greatest betrothal
Cuz this union has truly earned
The Jolli Prime Seal of Approval

Roborob's an awesome dude
He's my brother, he's my friend
If I had to, I'd give him all my food
If it meant that his life just wouldn't end
He rocks the stage at every show
With his Friends, destroys the crowd
When we first met, I dunno
But he spins that music hella loud
He's the tallest nerdcore adjacent cat
You can see him wherever he goes
Never gotta ask him "Where you at?"
And he's always very well composed
He got engaged to StarbyStarb
She's a princess and my friend
Gotta give this sexy pair mad props
I hope their love will never end

These two are in love and they're not afraid to show it
Gotta find some shades, cuz their passion's really glowin
These two are my friends and I make sure that they know it
I share with them my songs and all my feelings when I'm flowin
They're perfect for each other. No one can take that from them.
Best believe you'd get your shit pushed in just for tryin
Congrats StarboRobWob, your life is just beginning
I'll be lookin for my invitation to the wedding

RobWob is the best DJ
Spinnin tracks like a Champion
StarbyStarb now rules his heart
He loves her harder than a Stampion
You can set your mind at ease
This will be the greatest betrothal
Cuz this union has truly earned
The Jolli Prime Seal of Approval

'Twas a joyous day in the nerdcore scene
When Rob and Starby got engaged
Happy, healthy, hair all neat
I'd hafta rate them a perfect aitch
Their joy is stronger than caffeine
And their love is quite easy to gauge
They'll soon become a legal "we"
It's time for life to turn a page
Track Name: Jolli Mean Giant
This is where I woulda put a chorus
If I had bothered to write a chorus
But, I don't wanna make a chorus.
You can forget that.

Y'all know me, I'm tha Jolli Mean Giant
I'm so loveable, there's no need to be frightened
Walkin through nerdcore just like I'm a titan
Don't know when you lost? Come on, it was right then.
Tighten your belt and get up on your feet
Victory's no fun if nobody competes
Bars'll leave you on tha edge of ya seat
Won't be complainin if I earn defeat
So sweet how most ladies seem to love me
And I love them too, right down to their feet
How they're so clean, how they're all in demand
How they keep me eatin from tha palm of they hand
I'll stand at attention if a girl treats me right
To her defense, I'll come, in a fight
Make sure she's happy and doin alright
And maybe take her out to dinner tonight

This is where I woulda put a chorus
If I had bothered to write a chorus
But, I don't actually need a chorus
Cuz this song is about me

Y'all know me, I'm Jollimus Prime
And I'm well known for my bottomless rhymes
They serve me well through the roughest of times
And help me deliver the straightest of lines
I'm fine, ain't nothin stoppin me
Be easier puttin a halt to tha sea
Or gettin off clean for a killing spree
Tougher than last round at a spelling bee
You see? Got more bars than a prison sentence
More lines than a football stadium entrance
Gettin' more love than all of West New York
Never been called a geek or a dork
Sometimes when I rap, my bars don't rhyme
But that doesn't mean that my flow is off point
All I'm sayin's don't get your panties in a twist
Just cuz I rap weird and still better than you

This is where I woulda put a chorus
If I had bothered to write a chorus
But, [laughter]
Yeah, whatever

Y'all don't know me, I'm a simple black man
Spend all of my time sittin in a kitchen
Go to work, rarely. Finish things? Barely.
Most hated pokemon would be Clefairy
Don't treat me unfairly just cuz I'm black
I'm serious daw, cuz that's really wack
So what if I don't have a bachelor's degree
That doesn't mean I grew up on the streets
If I use big words well, that's eloquence, right?
Then why do fools claim that I'm tryna talk white?
That's dumb, they don't own proper speaking
Not like I just picked up English this weekend
Yes, I can swim. No, I don't dance
Around my waist, is where I wear pants
Watermelon should be left on the vine
I'm Jollimus, and your love will be mine
Bottomless

Bar after Jollimus, Bottomless
Learn ya somethin boy!
Track Name: Old Bay Errthang
Lemme tell you bout the spice that's the definite king
You know I'm talkin bout that Old Bay Seasoning
Same great taste for over seventy years
Makes err'thang taste better, even ebony beers
Givin heavenly cheers for that merchandise, honey
Old Bay t-shirt? Shut up and take my money
Old Bay Truck? I'd rather have an Old Bay Bike
I don't drive, but Old Bay's what I like
I use Baltimore Spice on my food like never
Forget J.O. Spice. I'm a Bayliever 5ever
I treat everything in life as a tasty endeavour
And I use Old Bay on any whatever.
Ain't I clever? Use it whenever I eat food
Don't get me wrong girl, I ain't tryna be rude
But every single thing needs a little Old Bay
It's the seasoning that makes everything okay

Sprinkle it on pancakes, bacon or wings
Potato salad or homemade onion strings
On my gold chains and my diamond rings
I rock Old Bay swag, cuz I Old Bay Err'thing
Old Bay tat sittin on my chest
I wear a Old Bay hat cuz I reps tha best
I even got a can hangin from my keyring
For when I take you out girl, cuz I Old Bay Err'thing

If I could, I'd rock a Old Bay phone
Old Bay smokebomb so you'll leave me alone
I wanna live in a house based off the Old Bay Can
Give up my dreams? Hell, No way man!
I know that they might just stay fictitious
But I want Old Bay soap, so I can smell delicious
Smell so good, the ladies look and see
Old Bay Jollimus. They'll wanna cook with me
My eccentricity can be overlooked
I mean, it's not the weirdest habit on the books
So what I use Old Bay in everything I do?
It's not like I'm gonna force you to too
Come on girl, I wouldn't do you like that
But you gotta understand one simple fact
You can't hate it if you wanna be my wife
Cuz I'm Jollimus Prime: Bayliever 5 Life

Sprinkle it on pancakes, bacon or wings
Potato salad or homemade onion strings
On my gold chains and my diamond rings
I rock Old Bay swag, cuz I Old Bay Err'thing
Old Bay tat sittin on my chest
I wear a Old Bay hat cuz I reps tha best
I even got a can hangin from my keyring
For when I take you out girl, cuz I Old Bay Err'thing
Track Name: BroboRob & StarbyStarb
BroboRob & StarbyStarb

BroboRob and StarbyStarb
He's a robot, she's a princess
Writin songs for them like it's my job
May their love al-ways be endless
StarbyStarb and Broborob
She's a princess, he's a robot
Give it up for these heartthrobs
Man I want what - both of them got

LOVE!
It's realer than real
It's a big deal
Makes them king and queen of the hill
I mean, it's stronger than steel
And it's hard to conceal
It's never puerile
And it's not an ordeal
Always ignore tha rumor mill
It's never right
And I know these two won't give up without a fight
Cuz she's his guiding light
Just like a shining star
And he will be her Rock
Together, they'll go far
He'll drop tha People's Elbow on all tha haters
Rock Bottom tha fools and tell 'em "Smell ya later"
They will outfox their enemies
Scare em off with tha Giant Mouse of Minsk
Even if you searched tha whole world wide
You'd be hard pressed to find a couple better looking
If ya smelllll, what Roborob is cookin'

BroboRob and StarbyStarb
He's a genesect, she's a starmie
He'll hit you with a Techno Blast
She'll stun you with a bubblebeam
StarbyStarb and BroboRob
She's a starmie, he's a genesect
Caught each other with masterballs
What they've got? Well, it's perfect

HAPPINESS!
Yeah, you know they're the best
They just digivolved, straight into Ultimate
If you're hatin', you betta be distressed
Like Autobots, they're leavin tire marks all over your chest
Play their cards close to their vests
Wear their hearts on their sleeves
Their joy? To be seen is to be believed.
And I believe with all my heart, all my soul
To get on their level is my only goal
I'd get lost in space to achieve that dream
And I might have to cuz theirs is truly the cream
Of the crop. They'll never be a flop
No matter the problem, yeah, they won't stop
This song got hard to write
Cuz time flies by in tha city of lights
But never doubt their happiness
Or you'll answer to me

Broborob and StarbyStarb
He's my brother, now she's my sister
This, well, yeah.
Haven't seen her in a while - and I missed her
StarbyStarb and Broborob
She's my sister cuz he's my brother
Yeah, I'm so speechless
I'm so glad they - found each other

FRIENDSHIP!
It's important in marriage
It won't be disparaged
You know it's magic, like a pumpkin carriage
It's made up of five elements of harmony
Kindness, loyalty, honesty, laughter, and generosity
Animosity has no power here
And if you try, prepare to get jeered
Your elehater stopped on the wrong floor
You'd be better off tryna simply walk into Mordor
With a friendship stronger than Cameron and Ferris
Being near them, it's hard to be embarrassed
And I hope I'm embarrassing them
Cuz I'm surely embarrassing myself
Starby, this here is what I meant
When I said don't hate me after my set
Rob, now you know if you claim to be random
Jolli will take that as a challenge

Broborob and StarbyStarb
He's her husband, she's his wifey
I hope that I haven't run long
I'm about to step off politely
StarbyStarb and Broborob
She's his wifey, he's her husband
That being said, I've done my job
Now it's time for this song to end