'Twas a joyous day in the nerdcore scene When Rob and Starby got engaged Happy, healthy, hair all neat I'd hafta rate them a perfect aitch Their joy is stronger than caffeine And their love is quite easy to gauge They'll soon become a legal "we" It's time for life to turn a page These two are in love and they're not afraid to show it Gotta find some shades, cuz their passion's really glowin These two are my friends and I make sure that they know it I share with them my songs and all my feelings when I'm flowin They're perfect for each other. No one can take that from them. Best believe you'd get your shit pushed in just for tryin Congrats StarboRobWob, your life is just beginning I'll be lookin for my invitation to the wedding I can't wait for the big day It will be glorious and fun And even if it's full of rain Their love will light it up like the sun You can set your mind at ease This will be the greatest betrothal Cuz this union has truly earned The Jolli Prime Seal of Approval I love Starby, she's so cute Smart and funny to a tee If I had to, I'd give her my parachute Couldn't let her die instead of me I remember when we first met Hair reminiscent of cotton candy Only at Nerda did we reconnect And she never said that she couldn't stand me When she started rappin, she stole the show Much better than my wildest dreams She could give a class on how to flow And dash all assumptions to smithereens She got engaged to Broborob He's a robot that's my friend Gotta give it up for these heartthrobs I hope their love will never end These two are in love and they're not afraid to show it Gotta find some shades, cuz their passion's really glowin These two are my friends and I make sure that they know it I share with them my songs and all my feelings when I'm flowin They're perfect for each other. No one can take that from them. Best believe you'd get your shit pushed in just for tryin Congrats StarboRobWob, your life is just beginning I'll be lookin for my invitation to the wedding Starby is a wondrous friend It's really hard to get mad at her Cute as a button, sharp as a tack She loves Robwob with all her soul You can set your mind at ease This will be the greatest betrothal Cuz this union has truly earned The Jolli Prime Seal of Approval Roborob's an awesome dude He's my brother, he's my friend If I had to, I'd give him all my food If it meant that his life just wouldn't end He rocks the stage at every show With his Friends, destroys the crowd When we first met, I dunno But he spins that music hella loud He's the tallest nerdcore adjacent cat You can see him wherever he goes Never gotta ask him "Where you at?" And he's always very well composed He got engaged to StarbyStarb She's a princess and my friend Gotta give this sexy pair mad props I hope their love will never end These two are in love and they're not afraid to show it Gotta find some shades, cuz their passion's really glowin These two are my friends and I make sure that they know it I share with them my songs and all my feelings when I'm flowin They're perfect for each other. No one can take that from them. Best believe you'd get your shit pushed in just for tryin Congrats StarboRobWob, your life is just beginning I'll be lookin for my invitation to the wedding RobWob is the best DJ Spinnin tracks like a Champion StarbyStarb now rules his heart He loves her harder than a Stampion You can set your mind at ease This will be the greatest betrothal Cuz this union has truly earned The Jolli Prime Seal of Approval 'Twas a joyous day in the nerdcore scene When Rob and Starby got engaged Happy, healthy, hair all neat I'd hafta rate them a perfect aitch Their joy is stronger than caffeine And their love is quite easy to gauge They'll soon become a legal "we" It's time for life to turn a page

This is where I woulda put a chorus If I had bothered to write a chorus But, I don't wanna make a chorus. You can forget that. Y'all know me, I'm tha Jolli Mean Giant I'm so loveable, there's no need to be frightened Walkin through nerdcore just like I'm a titan Don't know when you lost? Come on, it was right then. Tighten your belt and get up on your feet Victory's no fun if nobody competes Bars'll leave you on tha edge of ya seat Won't be complainin if I earn defeat So sweet how most ladies seem to love me And I love them too, right down to their feet How they're so clean, how they're all in demand How they keep me eatin from tha palm of they hand I'll stand at attention if a girl treats me right To her defense, I'll come, in a fight Make sure she's happy and doin alright And maybe take her out to dinner tonight This is where I woulda put a chorus If I had bothered to write a chorus But, I don't actually need a chorus Cuz this song is about me Y'all know me, I'm Jollimus Prime And I'm well known for my bottomless rhymes They serve me well through the roughest of times And help me deliver the straightest of lines I'm fine, ain't nothin stoppin me Be easier puttin a halt to tha sea Or gettin off clean for a killing spree Tougher than last round at a spelling bee You see? Got more bars than a prison sentence More lines than a football stadium entrance Gettin' more love than all of West New York Never been called a geek or a dork Sometimes when I rap, my bars don't rhyme But that doesn't mean that my flow is off point All I'm sayin's don't get your panties in a twist Just cuz I rap weird and still better than you This is where I woulda put a chorus If I had bothered to write a chorus But, [laughter] Yeah, whatever Y'all don't know me, I'm a simple black man Spend all of my time sittin in a kitchen Go to work, rarely. Finish things? Barely. Most hated pokemon would be Clefairy Don't treat me unfairly just cuz I'm black I'm serious daw, cuz that's really wack So what if I don't have a bachelor's degree That doesn't mean I grew up on the streets If I use big words well, that's eloquence, right? Then why do fools claim that I'm tryna talk white? That's dumb, they don't own proper speaking Not like I just picked up English this weekend Yes, I can swim. No, I don't dance Around my waist, is where I wear pants Watermelon should be left on the vine I'm Jollimus, and your love will be mine Bottomless Bar after Jollimus, Bottomless Learn ya somethin boy!

Lemme tell you bout the spice that's the definite king You know I'm talkin bout that Old Bay Seasoning Same great taste for over seventy years Makes err'thang taste better, even ebony beers Givin heavenly cheers for that merchandise, honey Old Bay t-shirt? Shut up and take my money Old Bay Truck? I'd rather have an Old Bay Bike I don't drive, but Old Bay's what I like I use Baltimore Spice on my food like never Forget J.O. Spice. I'm a Bayliever 5ever I treat everything in life as a tasty endeavour And I use Old Bay on any whatever. Ain't I clever? Use it whenever I eat food Don't get me wrong girl, I ain't tryna be rude But every single thing needs a little Old Bay It's the seasoning that makes everything okay Sprinkle it on pancakes, bacon or wings Potato salad or homemade onion strings On my gold chains and my diamond rings I rock Old Bay swag, cuz I Old Bay Err'thing Old Bay tat sittin on my chest I wear a Old Bay hat cuz I reps tha best I even got a can hangin from my keyring For when I take you out girl, cuz I Old Bay Err'thing If I could, I'd rock a Old Bay phone Old Bay smokebomb so you'll leave me alone I wanna live in a house based off the Old Bay Can Give up my dreams? Hell, No way man! I know that they might just stay fictitious But I want Old Bay soap, so I can smell delicious Smell so good, the ladies look and see Old Bay Jollimus. They'll wanna cook with me My eccentricity can be overlooked I mean, it's not the weirdest habit on the books So what I use Old Bay in everything I do? It's not like I'm gonna force you to too Come on girl, I wouldn't do you like that But you gotta understand one simple fact You can't hate it if you wanna be my wife Cuz I'm Jollimus Prime: Bayliever 5 Life Sprinkle it on pancakes, bacon or wings Potato salad or homemade onion strings On my gold chains and my diamond rings I rock Old Bay swag, cuz I Old Bay Err'thing Old Bay tat sittin on my chest I wear a Old Bay hat cuz I reps tha best I even got a can hangin from my keyring For when I take you out girl, cuz I Old Bay Err'thing

BroboRob & StarbyStarb BroboRob and StarbyStarb He's a robot, she's a princess Writin songs for them like it's my job May their love al-ways be endless StarbyStarb and Broborob She's a princess, he's a robot Give it up for these heartthrobs Man I want what - both of them got LOVE! It's realer than real It's a big deal Makes them king and queen of the hill I mean, it's stronger than steel And it's hard to conceal It's never puerile And it's not an ordeal Always ignore tha rumor mill It's never right And I know these two won't give up without a fight Cuz she's his guiding light Just like a shining star And he will be her Rock Together, they'll go far He'll drop tha People's Elbow on all tha haters Rock Bottom tha fools and tell 'em "Smell ya later" They will outfox their enemies Scare em off with tha Giant Mouse of Minsk Even if you searched tha whole world wide You'd be hard pressed to find a couple better looking If ya smelllll, what Roborob is cookin' BroboRob and StarbyStarb He's a genesect, she's a starmie He'll hit you with a Techno Blast She'll stun you with a bubblebeam StarbyStarb and BroboRob She's a starmie, he's a genesect Caught each other with masterballs What they've got? Well, it's perfect HAPPINESS! Yeah, you know they're the best They just digivolved, straight into Ultimate If you're hatin', you betta be distressed Like Autobots, they're leavin tire marks all over your chest Play their cards close to their vests Wear their hearts on their sleeves Their joy? To be seen is to be believed. And I believe with all my heart, all my soul To get on their level is my only goal I'd get lost in space to achieve that dream And I might have to cuz theirs is truly the cream Of the crop. They'll never be a flop No matter the problem, yeah, they won't stop This song got hard to write Cuz time flies by in tha city of lights But never doubt their happiness Or you'll answer to me Broborob and StarbyStarb He's my brother, now she's my sister This, well, yeah. Haven't seen her in a while - and I missed her StarbyStarb and Broborob She's my sister cuz he's my brother Yeah, I'm so speechless I'm so glad they - found each other FRIENDSHIP! It's important in marriage It won't be disparaged You know it's magic, like a pumpkin carriage It's made up of five elements of harmony Kindness, loyalty, honesty, laughter, and generosity Animosity has no power here And if you try, prepare to get jeered Your elehater stopped on the wrong floor You'd be better off tryna simply walk into Mordor With a friendship stronger than Cameron and Ferris Being near them, it's hard to be embarrassed And I hope I'm embarrassing them Cuz I'm surely embarrassing myself Starby, this here is what I meant When I said don't hate me after my set Rob, now you know if you claim to be random Jolli will take that as a challenge Broborob and StarbyStarb He's her husband, she's his wifey I hope that I haven't run long I'm about to step off politely StarbyStarb and Broborob She's his wifey, he's her husband That being said, I've done my job Now it's time for this song to end