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Jollimus' Smart Kids Album

by Jollimus

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1.
Alcohol 02:08
Hey, open up your eyes You've got to see Alcohol fills your world with lies Listen to me (Don't be a dope) It's no good when you're drinkin (Tell your friends no) It won't show you the way (Try usin your head) Hey, you'd better start thinkin (You might end up dead) Bein' straight is okay It seems so very nice Ah, but, you'd best be lookin twice Cuz ya, will hafta pay a price You're gonna [lose Someday] Do you believe when they Tell you it's neat? Don't fall for what they say Let me repeat (Don't be a fool) Can't you see it can hurt you? (Playin' it cool) Gettin drunk for a thrill (Decide on your own) Real friends won't desert you (Leave it alone) Don't you know it can kill? It seems so very nice Ah, but, you'd best be lookin twice Cuz ya, will hafta pay a price You're gonna [lose Someday] (Don't be a dope) It's no good when you're drinkin (Tell your friends no) It won't show you the way (Try usin your head) Hey, you'd better start thinkin (You might end up dead) Bein' straight is okay (Don't be a dope)
2.
Using crack and cocaine To get high, that's what you say you love But it's really insane You could die, what are you thinkin of? Cuz nobody's needin that crack and cocaine There's terrible trouble behind it And sooner or later, you're burnin your brain Makin a mess of your mind Just a snort or a smoke In your greed, that's all you care about But your life is a joke And you need someone to help you out Cuz nobody's needin that crack and cocaine There's terrible trouble behind it And sooner or later, you're burnin your brain Makin a mess of your mind Cuz nobody's needin that crack and cocaine There's terrible trouble behind it And sooner or later, you're burnin your brain Makin a mess of your mind There is help available for people who have a problem with cocaine or crack addiction. Have them call 1-800-COCAINE for advice. And if someone ever offers you crack or cocaine, be smart. Just say "NO!" Cuz nobody's needin that crack and cocaine There's terrible trouble behind it And sooner or later, you're burnin your brain Makin a mess of your mind Cuz nobody's needin that crack and cocaine There's terrible trouble behind it And sooner or later, you're burnin your brain Makin a mess of your mind Cuz nobody's needin that crack and cocaine There's terrible trouble behind it And sooner or later, you're burnin your brain Makin a mess of your mind
3.
Inhalents 02:41
Learn a lesson so true There's danger in inhalants They can break you in two So never sniff inhalants Breathing them is realy no thrill Don't you know inhalants really can kill? Don't do inhalants You'll be sufferin pain Don't do inhalants They will damage your brain Don't do inhalants Cuz it's really insane Smart kids say no Cuz inhalants kill Learn a lesson so true There's danger in inhalants They can break you in two So never sniff inhalants Breathing them is realy no thrill Don't you know inhalants really can kill? Don't do inhalants You'll be sufferin pain Don't do inhalants They will damage your brain Don't do inhalants Cuz it's really insane Smart kids say no Cuz inhalants kill Just because something is safe to use one way, doesn't mean it's safe to use another way. Cleaners, sprays, and other household chemicals can become deadly poisons when inhaled. Don't ever try it. Just say no to inhalants. Breathing them is realy no thrill Don't you know inhalants really can kill? Don't do inhalants You'll be sufferin pain Don't do inhalants They will damage your brain Don't do inhalants Cuz it's really insane Smart kids say no Cuz inhalants kill Don't do inhalants You'll be sufferin pain Don't do inhalants They will damage your brain Don't do inhalants Cuz it's really insane Smart kids say "No!" Cuz inhalants kill Don't do inhalants Don't do inhalants Don't do inhalants Don't do inhalants
4.
I like bein me (bein me) And I know that you agree (agree) It is so very true (true) You're the best at being you (really you, really you) Yeah (yeah!) I like every day (Every day) I can work and I can play (I play) Every day when it's done (done) I look back at all the fun (Lot's of fun) [Yes, I'm] glad I'm me Yes I'm glad I'm me Because My life is really great I'm gonna celebrate Well, I'm glad I'm me Yes I'm glad I'm me Because My life is really great I'm gonna celebrate Drugs are not for me You know you've got a lot going for yourself now I'm so glad I'm free Everything's fine, everything's super duper Drugs are not for me You hafta keep your body strong, your brain sharp I'm so glad I'm free (Feelin good. Like I should.) I like bein me (bein me) And I know that you agree (agree) It is so very true (true) You're the best at being you (really you, really you) Yeah (yeah!) I like every day (Every day) I can work and I can play (I play) Every day when it's done (done) I look back on all the fun (Lot's of fun) [Yes, I'm] glad I'm me Yes I'm glad I'm me Because My life is really great I'm gonna celebrate Well, I'm glad I'm me Yes I'm glad I'm me Because My life is really great I'm gonna celebrate Drugs are not for me You know you've got a lot going for yourself now I'm so glad I'm free Everything's fine, everything's super duper Drugs are not for me You hafto keep your body strong, your brain sharp I'm so glad I'm free (Feelin good. Like I should.) (Yes, I'm) glad I'm me Yes I'm glad I'm me Because My life is really great I'm gonna celebrate Well, I'm glad I'm me Yes I'm glad I'm me Because My life is really great I'm gonna celebrate Well, I'm glad I'm me Yes I'm glad I'm me Because My life is really great I'm gonna celebrate Well, I'm glad I'm me Yes I'm glad I'm me Because My life is really great I'm gonna celebrate
5.
When some kids, other kids Are takin drugs and want you to play Today If you care, really care About what goes inside you, you'll say No way (Cuz cuz) Cuz it's your body You've got to make it last It's your body Treat it right (Cuz cuz) Cuz it's your body You've got to make it last It's your body Treat it right When some kids, other kids Are takin drugs and want you to play Today If you care, really care About what goes inside you, you'll say No way (Cuz cuz) Cuz it's your body You've got to make it last It's your body Treat it right (Cuz cuz) Cuz it's your body You've got to make it last It's your body Treat it right Just think, in all the world, there's only one you. And anything you ever do will be done in your body. Since bodies are made to last a good long time, don't hurt yours by putting drugs in it. Just say no. When some kids, other kids Are takin drugs and want you to play Today If you care, really care About what goes inside you, you'll say No way (Cuz cuz) Cuz it's your body You've got to make it last It's your body Treat it right (Cuz cuz) Cuz it's your body You've got to make it last It's your body Treat it right (Cuz cuz) Cuz it's your body You've got to make it last It's your body Treat it right Cuz it's your body You've got to make it last It's your body Treat it right (Cuz cuz) Cuz it's your body You've got to make it last It's your body Treat it right (Cuh cuh) Cuz it's your body (Cuh cuh) You've got to make it last It's your body Treat it right Treat it right Treat it right Treat it right
6.
Marijuana 02:53
Never try Marijuana, don't try it at all It's a lie It's like beating your head on a wall Say no way Marijuana's a fast way to fall You will pay Cuz it's doin you no good at all And you know If you gamble with life, you can lose it Gotta grow Cuz your life is a gift, don't abuse it And you know If you gamble with life, you can lose it Gotta grow Cuz your life is a gift, don't abuse it. Oh oh oh Never try Marijuana, don't try it at all It's a lie It's like beating your head on a wall Say no way Marijuana's a fast way to fall You will pay Cuz it's doin you no good at all And you know If you gamble with life, you can lose it Gotta grow Cuz your life is a gift, don't abuse it And you know If you gamble with life, you can lose it Gotta grow Cuz your life is a gift, don't abuse it. A lot of people think that marijuana isn't dangerous, but they're wrong Because not only does it harm a person's body and mind, but it often leads users to try other, even more dangerous drugs. And you know If you gamble with life, you can lose it Gotta grow Cuz your life is a gift, don't abuse it And you know If you gamble with life, you can lose it Gotta grow Cuz your life is a gift, don't abuse it. Oh oh oh

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McGruff's Smart Kids Album is possibly the most hilarious anti-drug thing I've ever encountered, so here's my version.
It's not for sale, I ain't tryna make money off other people's hard work.

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released July 23, 2016

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