Jollimus' Smart Kids Album

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McGruff's Smart Kids Album is possibly the most hilarious anti-drug thing I've ever encountered, so here's my version.
It's not for sale, I ain't tryna make money off other people's hard work.

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released July 23, 2016

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Track Name: Alcohol
Hey, open up your eyes
You've got to see
Alcohol fills your world with lies
Listen to me

(Don't be a dope)
It's no good when you're drinkin
(Tell your friends no)
It won't show you the way
(Try usin your head)
Hey, you'd better start thinkin
(You might end up dead)
Bein' straight is okay

It seems so very nice
Ah, but, you'd best be lookin twice
Cuz ya, will hafta pay a price
You're gonna [lose
Someday]

Do you believe when they
Tell you it's neat?
Don't fall for what they say
Let me repeat

(Don't be a fool)
Can't you see it can hurt you?
(Playin' it cool)
Gettin drunk for a thrill
(Decide on your own)
Real friends won't desert you
(Leave it alone)
Don't you know it can kill?

It seems so very nice
Ah, but, you'd best be lookin twice
Cuz ya, will hafta pay a price
You're gonna [lose
Someday]

(Don't be a dope)
It's no good when you're drinkin
(Tell your friends no)
It won't show you the way
(Try usin your head)
Hey, you'd better start thinkin
(You might end up dead)
Bein' straight is okay

(Don't be a dope)
Track Name: Cocaine & Crack
Using crack and cocaine
To get high, that's what you say you love
But it's really insane
You could die, what are you thinkin of?

Cuz nobody's needin that crack and cocaine
There's terrible trouble behind it
And sooner or later, you're burnin your brain
Makin a mess of your mind

Just a snort or a smoke
In your greed, that's all you care about
But your life is a joke
And you need someone to help you out

Cuz nobody's needin that crack and cocaine
There's terrible trouble behind it
And sooner or later, you're burnin your brain
Makin a mess of your mind
Cuz nobody's needin that crack and cocaine
There's terrible trouble behind it
And sooner or later, you're burnin your brain
Makin a mess of your mind

There is help available for people who have a problem with cocaine or crack addiction.
Have them call 1-800-COCAINE for advice.
And if someone ever offers you crack or cocaine, be smart.
Just say "NO!"

Cuz nobody's needin that crack and cocaine
There's terrible trouble behind it
And sooner or later, you're burnin your brain
Makin a mess of your mind
Cuz nobody's needin that crack and cocaine
There's terrible trouble behind it
And sooner or later, you're burnin your brain
Makin a mess of your mind
Cuz nobody's needin that crack and cocaine
There's terrible trouble behind it
And sooner or later, you're burnin your brain
Makin a mess of your mind
Track Name: Inhalents
Learn a lesson so true
There's danger in inhalants
They can break you in two
So never sniff inhalants

Breathing them is realy no thrill
Don't you know inhalants really can kill?

Don't do inhalants
You'll be sufferin pain
Don't do inhalants
They will damage your brain
Don't do inhalants
Cuz it's really insane
Smart kids say no
Cuz inhalants kill

Learn a lesson so true
There's danger in inhalants
They can break you in two
So never sniff inhalants

Breathing them is realy no thrill
Don't you know inhalants really can kill?

Don't do inhalants
You'll be sufferin pain
Don't do inhalants
They will damage your brain
Don't do inhalants
Cuz it's really insane
Smart kids say no
Cuz inhalants kill

Just because something is safe to use one way, doesn't mean it's safe to use another way.
Cleaners, sprays, and other household chemicals can become deadly poisons when inhaled.
Don't ever try it. Just say no to inhalants.

Breathing them is realy no thrill
Don't you know inhalants really can kill?

Don't do inhalants
You'll be sufferin pain
Don't do inhalants
They will damage your brain
Don't do inhalants
Cuz it's really insane
Smart kids say no
Cuz inhalants kill

Don't do inhalants
You'll be sufferin pain
Don't do inhalants
They will damage your brain
Don't do inhalants
Cuz it's really insane
Smart kids say "No!"
Cuz inhalants kill

Don't do inhalants
Don't do inhalants
Don't do inhalants
Don't do inhalants
Track Name: I'm Glad I'm me
I like bein me (bein me)
And I know that you agree (agree)
It is so very true (true)
You're the best at being you (really you, really you)
Yeah (yeah!)
I like every day (Every day)
I can work and I can play (I play)
Every day when it's done (done)
I look back at all the fun (Lot's of fun)

[Yes, I'm] glad I'm me
Yes I'm glad I'm me
Because
My life is really great
I'm gonna celebrate
Well, I'm glad I'm me
Yes I'm glad I'm me
Because
My life is really great
I'm gonna celebrate

Drugs are not for me
You know you've got a lot going for yourself now
I'm so glad I'm free
Everything's fine, everything's super duper
Drugs are not for me
You hafta keep your body strong, your brain sharp
I'm so glad I'm free
(Feelin good. Like I should.)

I like bein me (bein me)
And I know that you agree (agree)
It is so very true (true)
You're the best at being you (really you, really you)
Yeah (yeah!)
I like every day (Every day)
I can work and I can play (I play)
Every day when it's done (done)
I look back on all the fun (Lot's of fun)

[Yes, I'm] glad I'm me
Yes I'm glad I'm me
Because
My life is really great
I'm gonna celebrate
Well, I'm glad I'm me
Yes I'm glad I'm me
Because
My life is really great
I'm gonna celebrate

Drugs are not for me
You know you've got a lot going for yourself now
I'm so glad I'm free
Everything's fine, everything's super duper
Drugs are not for me
You hafto keep your body strong, your brain sharp
I'm so glad I'm free
(Feelin good. Like I should.)

(Yes, I'm) glad I'm me
Yes I'm glad I'm me
Because
My life is really great
I'm gonna celebrate
Well, I'm glad I'm me
Yes I'm glad I'm me
Because
My life is really great
I'm gonna celebrate
Well, I'm glad I'm me
Yes I'm glad I'm me
Because
My life is really great
I'm gonna celebrate
Well, I'm glad I'm me
Yes I'm glad I'm me
Because
My life is really great
I'm gonna celebrate
Track Name: Make Your Body Last
When some kids, other kids
Are takin drugs and want you to play
Today
If you care, really care
About what goes inside you, you'll say
No way

(Cuz cuz) Cuz it's your body
You've got to make it last
It's your body
Treat it right
(Cuz cuz) Cuz it's your body
You've got to make it last
It's your body
Treat it right

When some kids, other kids
Are takin drugs and want you to play
Today
If you care, really care
About what goes inside you, you'll say
No way

(Cuz cuz) Cuz it's your body
You've got to make it last
It's your body
Treat it right
(Cuz cuz) Cuz it's your body
You've got to make it last
It's your body
Treat it right

Just think, in all the world, there's only one you. And anything you ever do will be done in your body. Since bodies are made to last a good long time, don't hurt yours by putting drugs in it. Just say no.

When some kids, other kids
Are takin drugs and want you to play
Today
If you care, really care
About what goes inside you, you'll say
No way

(Cuz cuz) Cuz it's your body
You've got to make it last
It's your body
Treat it right
(Cuz cuz) Cuz it's your body
You've got to make it last
It's your body
Treat it right
(Cuz cuz) Cuz it's your body
You've got to make it last
It's your body
Treat it right
Cuz it's your body
You've got to make it last
It's your body
Treat it right
(Cuz cuz) Cuz it's your body
You've got to make it last
It's your body
Treat it right
(Cuh cuh) Cuz it's your body (Cuh cuh)
You've got to make it last
It's your body
Treat it right

Treat it right

Treat it right

Treat it right
Track Name: Marijuana
Never try
Marijuana, don't try it at all
It's a lie
It's like beating your head on a wall
Say no way
Marijuana's a fast way to fall
You will pay
Cuz it's doin you no good at all

And you know
If you gamble with life, you can lose it
Gotta grow
Cuz your life is a gift, don't abuse it
And you know
If you gamble with life, you can lose it
Gotta grow
Cuz your life is a gift, don't abuse it. Oh oh oh

Never try
Marijuana, don't try it at all
It's a lie
It's like beating your head on a wall
Say no way
Marijuana's a fast way to fall
You will pay
Cuz it's doin you no good at all

And you know
If you gamble with life, you can lose it
Gotta grow
Cuz your life is a gift, don't abuse it
And you know
If you gamble with life, you can lose it
Gotta grow
Cuz your life is a gift, don't abuse it.

A lot of people think that marijuana isn't dangerous, but they're wrong
Because not only does it harm a person's body and mind, but it often leads users to try other, even more dangerous drugs.

And you know
If you gamble with life, you can lose it
Gotta grow
Cuz your life is a gift, don't abuse it
And you know
If you gamble with life, you can lose it
Gotta grow
Cuz your life is a gift, don't abuse it. Oh oh oh