What up kids? Ladies (It's been a minute) Gentlemen (It's been a minute) The World is changin (It's been a minute) Six is in the house (It's been a minute) Sketch (It's been a minute) (It's been a minute) I've kept my silence for way too long (Six is in the house) But that shit's done now (It's been a minute) Hey it's been a minute and I gotta give it to you, never really thought shit would get this soft Every time I hit a meter, I get off. DV slaps and I taps it raw Said I hit it spinnin so vicious, no more, so I just got violent Started wildin', gainin mileage through time with a sonic boom like Guile did They say he's a wild kid like Wildchild, like Wolverine Pulverize any bullshit scheme, with the wildstyle, I'll follow mine for the cream of the crop Here comes a flop, but it's squat cuz I got those pocket kings You know me, Ace in the sleeve, it makes for clean sweeps And I'm drawn to success like Yogi Bear is to pic-a-nics This is what a come-up looks like and I'm in the fuckin thick of it So sick in it, no questionin. And I'm finna get pretty fuckin rich with this Split with your chips and your bitch so quick The world is hell, and I'm cooked so crisp Apples to Apples which happens to think that I'm brilliant tacky and cheap Jack D. fat sack of weed and a packet of Sweets for me Laid back with the peep show, Passin a bleeze (blis) Choke like Hasselbeck did last season Wheezin, heavy breathin, I'ma need a better reason to keep defeatin You peasants quit competin, your competition's meager Weaklings, I'm verbal disease, your features speak of fever Better freshen up, I'm a fiend of a creature And I'm doper than a dragon on the H train I see you through you like a stripper and her fake name And I'm worried that I'm really gonna hate fame But I'll never stop and they will never break me No I'll never stop and they will never break me Life came along and tried to kill the music She was gorgeous and boy did she know how to use it Abusive, beautiful, obtuse, unusual loser with screws loose Now who's a fuckin nerd, bitch? Ain't no one around you heard this And I've only scratched the surface All that I've been given is a purpose When you've been handed everything you've ever gained Never refrain to remain strange [plate] say your game is lame I do that crane I learned from Mr. Miyagi My hobbies are hardly sane like melting brains and moving bodies But get off me, all the white cats wanna bop me Patterns of the Chaos Star calling for the [notchy] So shocking, everbody's talking. Door's unlocked, opportunity is knocking But it's nazis with the devil's offspring and a meal ticket and it comes with a soft drink You'll never believe what it cost me. I'm in the hotseat, how could you not see? This is the beginning of my, enemies winning or not Worried that sinning in my life has left me defending the wrong side. Why Do I feel defined by what I'm makin? And in truth, I'm truly tired of isolation I never been too virtuous, I'm terrible with patience I grew up in a circus, the freakshow was my playpen Push for greatness, took the laces, tied up the kicks and I hit the crossroads Made my trade, now I'm gonna be a boss ho Smothered on with cheese like a late night nacho Head Honcho, an Entrepeneur I grown so fuckin cold cuz I've been through too much manure Tho nothing in this world is pure and nothing in our future's sure Swingin for the fences knowin I won't come up short Been to court and pled guilty to assault and battery I been beatin up these slappers, you will halt and battle me I thank god for these devilish flames and blast right through This is the beginning of my reign, let me baptize you This is the beginning This is the beginning This is the beginning of my reign, let me baptize you (Let me baptize you) Just let me baptize you Six is in the house This is the beginning (Six is in the house) This is the beginning (Six is in the house) This is the beginning of my reign, let me baptize you This is the beginning (Six is in the house) This is the beginning (Six is in the house) This is the beginning of my reign, let me baptize you "There is a fine line between genius and madness"

Robots walk like this but humans walk like this and robots need more energy but they cover greater distance. Humans fight like this and robots fight like this but the human brain is complicated, difficult to decipher. We move quickly in to your body then live inside Put on your helmets, put on your vests. Strap on gas masks, calibrated jets. Put on your decals, decorated chest. Stow away those safety nets. Face these threats with a Phase 3 field. People bounce off invisible shield. Ha ha ha ha. It’s funny. Oooh – Look at all the bipeds running. Galloping masses, gathering numbers. We wonder where their president slumbers. Slide in then we grab the code. Generate decoy, suitably old. Snap back. Interrogate original. Gather info, it’s so critical. Hit go, but remember the vest. Show these people why they need a lot of rest. Robots walk like this but humans walk like this and robots need more energy but they cover greater distance. Humans fight like this and robots fight like this but the human brain is complicated, difficult to decipher. Humans sleep like this but robots never sleep, and we never wonder whether or not we’ll see victory. You know we think, we move, we act. We do not hesitate, we attack. We get hit, regenerate, we fix it. No feeling, no talking back. AC/DC, we don’t care. All together, put your cords in the air. Strip that wire, let it be naked. Watch electricians start shaking. Can you take it? Do you want to fall in line? Move quick, no crawling. Time--an ally, no stalling. More hydraulics means more hauling. And we got these vests to move. Heat treated, fully bullet-proof. See you’ll need it here in a few, P.O.W. like testing you. The best of the bots just walk through city blocks, incognito like itty bitty pigeons, itty bitty rats. Itty bitty Chihuahuas in designer bags. How you like that? Microrobots in your body setting up camp. We love it, we’re not moving. Dig in, it’s a big improvement. Robots walk like this but humans walk like this and robots need more energy but they cover greater distance. Humans fight like this and robots fight like this but the human brain is complicated, difficult to decipher. Robots walk like this but humans walk like this and robots need more energy but they cover greater distance. Humans sleep like this but robots never sleep, and we never wonder whether or not we’ll see victory. You know we think, we move, we act. We do not hesitate, we attack. We get hit, regenerate, we fix it. No feeling, no talking back. We think, we move, we act. We do not hesitate, we attack. We get hit, regenerate, we fix it. No feeling, no talking back. It’s the way we lean, it’s the way we skew. It’s the way we clean our CPU. It’s the way we glean information, put it into place and know just what to do. Now. Do you want that data by the pound? Let us in then we’ll move around, hit that medulla, really go town. Cool, you’re walking like a robot now.

Cunts are claiming I don't look good in a dress that kinda attitude leaves me unimpressed I worked hard to get this figure fit and toned alright? so best step the fuck back and apologise! The name's Happi MC I've got heaps of STDs So beware of that when you wanna come at me cos I'll put on a show and act all cuddly and seduce you so you want to fuck me buddy I'm a queen, like Elizabeth the second on the scene, bigger player than a record I'm your dream, so what do ya reckon? whipped cream, all over my neck and chest, nipples, shaft and nuts best be paying on your master cards see me and think that's a humble strut then boom you get blasted with my bubble butt! (bubble butt, bubble butt) Who would look better in a dress? Whose got the figure to impress? which of these rappers will past the test? and who's got the best fake breasts?? Who would look better in a dress? Whose got the figure to impress? which of these rappers will past the test? and who's got the best fake breasts?? This is me when I was sixteen this is me when I was seventeen this is me with my bitches and this is me on christmas who wants to step to me when you see my CV and extensive history of cross dressery impressively I be dressing like a lady so you better be concerned for your safety stroll back in time 97, 8, 9 you will find I look fine and my hairs devine and long like rapunzel my grandma fumbled and thought I was a girl, my manliness crumbled but that's okay cos when I wear a dress it's killer try to fight the feeling but man for real ya watch Priscilla and you can't supress it cos one day I will be the Queen of the Desert(Queen of the Desert, Queen of the Desert) Who would look better in a dress? Whose got the figure to impress? which of these rappers will past the test? and who's got the best fake breasts?? Who would look better in a dress? Whose got the figure to impress? which of these rappers will past the test? and who's got the best fake breasts?? They call me Eccentrica Gallumbits I'm the triple breasted whore of Eroticon Six and now transformed into a full blown chick every guy needs a time to hide his dick so here I am and you know I'm the best dressed so come on bitches are you all impressed yet well I bet it's just too much to digest and I get you're confused by the ooze of my sex oh little boy, you're just a little toy too brittle to play with a fiddle, oi! these dirty needs will make you need to get on your knees and scream and plead to your master, I am your dominatrix scream my name "GALLUMBITS!" I'll put you in your place if you're up in my face I'll have you whipped and chained so I rest my case. (rest my case, rest my case) Who would look better in a dress? Whose got the figure to impress? which of these rappers will past the test? and who's got the best fake breasts?? Who would look better in a dress? Whose got the figure to impress? which of these rappers will past the test? and who's got the best fake breasts?? Who would look better in a dress? Whose got the figure to impress? which of these rappers will past the test? and who's got the best fake breasts??

Wake up in my bed, throw on a pair of chucks It's raining outside, but I don't give a fuck Gotta love a little rain, when you're found in the sound My love for this town is world renowned This is ground zero when the nerds attack Meek inherit the globe, starting with PAX Bill Gates will team with Billy to lead the uprise Fueled by a bag of dicks with fries But for now I'll chill in Renton, writin' nerdy rhymes Buy my beats from Bill Beats, K-Pop or Krhym3 This life's sublime and it don't cost a dime The Fremont troll is my partner in crime I don't sip PBR or drink espresso, I spend my freetime hangin' with Steve and Jess, yo Poundin' pyramid beers, playing Privateer Press Feelin' oh so blessed in the fly Northwest You talk about heaven, you don't know a damn thing You should see the Northwest during a Northwest spring With Wizards of the Coast, it's like a nerd's wet dream You'd feel the same way if you'd seen what I'd seen Cruisin' down the 5, bumpin' local hip-hop Blue Scholars and Death*Star on the way to the workshop Klop and Sarx are next on my playlist Northwest Sun, gimme that northwest kiss If Seattle were a woman, I'd take her to the pier We'd get our picture by the needle while the sun disappear I'd whisper in her ear to have no fear 'cause the baddies won't hurt us with Jones livin' here We'd stroll through Ballard, hand in hand Shoot over to the Box to see a punk rock band Then it's over to S.U.C.K. Films with Movie Man Dan Fourth State from the bottom is the best in the land Northwest Blessed, gettin' Northwest dressed Sportin' Northwest tees from the Northwest best Got my Beef shirt on, this shirt's the shit Every track released should be a billboard hit Get in my Northwest ride, it's a Hyundai Elantra Bumpin' Optimus Rhyme, rappin' hard like Contra Northwest day so fine I can't stop See the best damn mountains with the snow at the top Chillin' at the CircleSquare, soak in the skyline Watch the clouds roll by just killin' some time My rhymes let fly, nerdy rap warcry State so fresh, from Walla to Alki Livin' in the sound, Man! I love this town Seattle's the shit, my feet never touch ground When you walk these streets, you'll feel like you're the best You'll feel this vibe inside, that feelin's Northwest Blessed

Get down! Get down! Or you ain't a part of the master plan. (Master plan. It's the master plan. It's the motherfuckin master plan.) Out of your seat move to the floor. Stomp your feet and lose control. Let me see those fuckin' hands Or you ain't a part of the master plan. Stomp your feet so I can rock the beat Want a taste of my style, but its not for free Exclusive rights on this property So I can change my name to Monopoly Until then, I'ma play the lottery Make a porno called one night in Poverty With my anything for cash philosphy You need to stomp your feet 'til your pockets bleed That's money in the bank. What you gonna do when I'm runnin this game? Thunder and rain. Practice my rappin' from back in the day. Like I'm trapped in a cage in you're last in the race. Ain't no stoppin' this Thompson. One dude tried, I had to knock 'em unconscious. Hit 'em on the head like he's not the mama. That's how I keep it locked tight from top to bottom. Get down! Get down! Or you ain't a part of the master plan. (Master plan. It's the master plan. It's the motherfuckin master plan.) Out of your seat move to the floor. Stomp your feet and lose control. Let me see those fuckin' hands Or you ain't a part of the master plan. Get down! Get down! Or you ain't a part of the master plan. (Master plan. It's the master plan. It's the motherfuckin master plan.) Out of your seat move to the floor. Stomp your feet and lose control. Let me see those fuckin' hands Or you ain't a part of the master plan. I'm back in the building Putting cracks in the ceiling like I'm raising the roof. My coming was something inscribed inside An ancient Egyptian tomb. Story passed down for centuries. You know this is my destiny. Even Miss Cleo done menetioned me. It was meant to be, so eventually I'll be in charge. Be the boss. I rock it hard. You rock it soft. Turn it on. I turn it off. Get your motherfuckin' problem solved. So get down! Get down! From here to there and back again You won't hear a classic jam If you ain't a part of the master plan! Get down! Get down! Or you ain't a part of the master plan. (Master plan. It's the master plan. It's the motherfuckin master plan.) Out of your seat move to the floor. Stomp your feet and lost control. Let me see those fuckin' hands Or you ain't a part of the master plan. Get down! Get down! Or you ain't a part of the master plan. (Master plan. It's the master plan. It's the motherfuckin master plan.) Out of your seat move to the floor. Stomp your feet and lost control. Let me see those fuckin' hands Or you ain't a part of the master plan. Get down! Get down! Or you ain't a part of the master plan. (Master plan. It's the master plan. It's the motherfuckin master plan.) Out of your seat move to the floor. Stomp your feet and lost control. Let me see those fuckin' hands Or you ain't a part of the master plan. Get down! Get down! Or you ain't a part of the master plan. (Master plan. It's the master plan. It's the motherfuckin master plan.) Out of your seat move to the floor. Stomp your feet and lost control. Let me see those fuckin' hands Or you ain't a part of the master plan.

Your maidens need saving Call in the WHITE KNIGHT Defending your honor Call in the WHITE KNIGHT Protecting your virtue Call in the WHITE KNIGHT I'm winning your favor call in the WHITE KNIGHT When your maidens need saving Call in the WHITE KNIGHT Defending your honor Call in the WHITE KNIGHT Protecting your virtue Call in the WHITE KNIGHT I'm winning your favor Call in the WHITE KNIGHT So tired of this place, it's so hard to face The reality of life, so I dive into cyber-space. Cause im respected here by my peers. open ears For my homies on the internet, log in, grab your head set. and get your head checked, kindness is your best bet for saving all the maidens cuz the craven knaves is restless. I've rescued many a damsel in distress, and for my quests I've had yet, to see them undress. but I digress. It don't stop me, I'm online constantly Trying to spot these, hotties like paparazzi. It was a slow night but then you signed in, to the cosplay chat wearing a kitty-cat hat. "can you hear my mic?" Yeah it sounds all right. And welcome to the chat, hope you had a good night. You smile in the chat I send a winky face back, The battle for your heart has started, yo come on WHEN! When your maidens need saving Call in the WHITE KNIGHT Defending your honor call in the WHITE KNIGHT protecting your virtue call in the WHITE KNIGHT I'm winning your favor call in the WHITE KNIGHT (save me save me) (I need you, baby) (Please rescue me) (I want you next to me) I check your profile to see if you're single, Respect the high road of the Knight's Code before you mingle I read your blogs, set alerts for when you sign on. You're the maiden that I got my eye and mind on. Some jerk says TITS OR GTFO. Reply back in all caps I'LL PUNCH YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS OUT. Then I kick him from stickam, serves him right. good! Now he'll think twice 'fore he messes with the Knighthood. "Are you ok?" I send a private message. "I hope that you're all right, I know that dude learned his lesson" Yeah I'm okay, it was just a little rude. you're probably the nicest guy in the chatroom. Now, I've been thinking, we only met recently, but you complete me; I think that you're the missing piece of me. Will you be mine? "Well, I just see you as a friend..." IN THE FRIENDZONE ONCE AGAIN! WHAT THE FUCK MAN! When your maidens need saving Call in the WHITE KNIGHT Defending your honor call in the WHITE KNIGHT protecting your virtue call in the WHITE KNIGHT I'm winning your favor call in the WHITE KNIGHT (save me save me) (I need you, baby) (please rescue me) (have sex with me) Wh-wh-what? right here? Baby... I knew you were the one for me Come here. Come to my mom's house with me. I wanna propose to you, like I'm supposed to. Love was found in this chatroom tonight I need you girl, to be mine. Please, PM me back. Love, Dude in the chatroom 74. Peace.

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle's gonna let you in on a little secret All these lames who call the Gasthouse home Their girlfriends they think are faithful be wantin meeee Kissin' and huggin', got your girlfriend lovin on me Young Ess Tee Are Oh Kay Ee Kissin' and huggin', got your girlfriend lovin on me Young Ess Tee Are Oh Kay Ee Got your girlfriend lovin on this damn stud While you're at home, feelin like crud She make the blood flow through this damn bro Cuz you're a Kia Rio and I'm a Lambo Got your girl, gettin dirty underneath the covers While you send her texts, talkin bout how you love her I'm gettin dirty. I'm talkin hornier and hornier. Gettin so naughty, they need to put me in the corner Kissin' and huggin', got your girlfriend lovin on me Young Ess Tee Are Oh Kay Ee Kissin' and huggin', got your girlfriend lovin on me Young Ess Tee Are Oh Kay Ee Kissin' and huggin', got your girlfriend lovin Put on the raincoat so there's no bun in the oven I'm lovin it. Like the damn Mickey D's Except all the girls round here have STDs All the boyfriends are mad cuz their genes aren't like this And their girlfriends think of me when they hug and kiss I know it's mean. But I'ma still diss these choads Girls should have better sense than to hook up with these toads Kissin' and huggin', got your girlfriend lovin on me Young Ess Tee Are Oh Kay Ee Kissin' and huggin', got your girlfriend lovin on me Young Ess Tee Are Oh Kay Ee Got your girlfriend doin the Helen Keller If a hater talk smack, put him down like Old Yeller Got your girlfriend doin the Helen Keller If a hater talk smack, put him down like Old Yeller Got your girlfriend doin the Helen Keller If a hater talk smack, put him down like Old Yeller Got your girlfriend doin the Helen Keller If a hater talk smack, put him down like Old Yeller Kissin' and huggin', got your girlfriend lovin on me Young Ess Tee Are Oh Kay Ee Kissin' and huggin', got your girlfriend lovin on me Young Ess Tee Are Oh Kay Ee Kissin' and huggin', got your girlfriend lovin on me Young Ess Tee Are Oh Kay Ee Kissin' and huggin', got your girlfriend lovin on me Young Ess Tee Are Oh Kay Ee Like I said All these jabronis populating this Gasthouse town best recognize They best step up they game or I'ma keep doin what I do Streezy out this mug from the 2K9

Mmm, yeah Mmm, yeah Mmm, yeah I mean, wait Mmm, yeah Mmm, yeah Ugh, yeah I mean, no Die, chicken Die, monkey Die, flamingo They're all, evil Die, chicken Die, monkey Die, flamingo They're all, evil Chickens aren't people They like to peck the ground And when they peck the ground They make an annoying sound It's annoying to my ears It's not very clear But when you hear the sound and then they start flapping around These stupid things Taste good when they are fried Serve them with some mashed potatoes And then maybe they'll get in your eye The chicken here Hot, yummy Greasy, chicken The evil stuff pokin out my eyes Die, chicken Die, monkey Die, flamingo They're all, evil Die, chicken Die, monkey Die, flamingo They're all, evil Hey little monkey What are you doing there? With your brown hair And your underwear Stop the flinging of the poo It's not very cool You just hit my mom And now she is mad Why are you running away? You primate. You're gay Go eat a ba-na-nah And some other stuff that Will make you, very cliche You are not very happy Monkey, I'm going to kill you now Don't you run away, so Die, chicken Die, monkey Die, flamingo They're all, evil Die, chicken Die, monkey Die, flamingo They're all, evil A flamingo is a bird That can't even fly Look into its eyes And then you'll realize Why it stands on one leg Even though it's not pegged He's pink and he is running Evil like the gunner Don't you want to see me Snap his little wings? Make some buffalo wings Out of pink flamingo's wings This guy is so evil The flamingoes are coming They're coming back to eat me And kill me Again Die, chicken Die, monkey Die, flamingo They're all, evil Die, chicken Die, monkey Die, flamingo They're all, evil Die, chicken Die, monkey Die, flamingo They're all, evil Die, chicken Die, monkey Die, flamingo They're all, evil Don't you see children? I'm here to tell you about the monkeys, and the chickens, and the flamingoes. They're coming. The flamingoes are coming. Run! RUN! Buh-kawk! Buh-kawk! Buk buk Buh-kawk! Ooh, ah ah ah ah! Oooh ah, ah ah! Flamingo sounds. Flamingo sounds. Oooohh.

I guess this is the end of it all I'd like to thank you for stickin with me through it But I've seen lately Everything is so dark The world is so harsh Everybody's so corrupt now And every virtue has been cut down And kids are quick at growing up now Wish I was better and I'm not proud but (six six six) Six is in the house (Six is in the house) Six is in the house (Six is in the house) Six six six is in the house (Six is in the house) It makes me sick, but there's no doubt No more lookin over my back (Nope) This paranoia ends right now (right now) No force gonna push me off track (Nuh uh) Demons will destroy it cuz right now This is the end of it all and it's such a comedy This is the end of it all and you ain't gonna ignore me Life's a game, but what do you play for? Do you wait for the breaks in the rain storm? You can't stay and hope dreams take form No faith, you gotta pay for Believe me, I tried running (runnin) I tried to save myself (myself) But you wouldn't give me nothin (nothin) You left me here in hell (Wow) Everybody's so corrupt now And every virtue has been cut down The kids are quick at growing up now Wish I was better and I'm not proud but (six six six) Six is in the house (Six is in the house) Six six six is in the house (Six is in the house) Six six six is in the house (Six is in the house) It makes me sick, but there's no doubt There's a plague in this world and it's takin us all And I praise it at every concert Hands in the air for the bonds we share, we don't care that we're all just monsters I don't want no argument (in this apartament) This ain't a part of me (so I'll get far from it) So all the horrors missed (I'm on some hoarder shit) Will my components win? (Will my emotions shift?) My only hope and wish (I'm not broke from this) Ain't it some bogusness (on a ferocious tip) So when you rope it in (I want the closest hit) Ayo my focus is (to be on a sober trip) So when I get wasted (I won't notice it) When Six is the hostess (I * my *) And I begin to spit (When my excitement lifts) From the possibility (Of Satan takin this) To the next level (It's a shame really) How we used to be sick (but now we stay illy) Playin with the power grids (When we say silly things) Please let's bow our heads (pray with me) Everybody's so corrupt now And every virtue has been cut down The kids are quick at growing up now Wish I was better and I'm not proud but (six six six) Six is in the house (Six is in the house) Six six six is in the house (Six is in the house) Six six six is in the house (Six is in the house) It makes me sick, but there's no doubt Believe me, I tried running I tried to save myself But you wouldn't give me nothin You left me here in hell Wow Six six six Six six six Six six six Six is in the house Six six six Six six six Six six six Six is in the house