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Old Bay Errthang

from Jolli's Sherbertcon Set by Jollimus

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This is a classic JolliSound, showcasing my love for the only spice that matters.

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Lemme tell you bout the spice that's the definite king
You know I'm talkin bout that Old Bay Seasoning
Same great taste for over seventy years
Makes err'thang taste better, even ebony beers
Givin heavenly cheers for that merchandise, honey
Old Bay t-shirt? Shut up and take my money
Old Bay Truck? I'd rather have an Old Bay Bike
I don't drive, but Old Bay's what I like
I use Baltimore Spice on my food like never
Forget J.O. Spice. I'm a Bayliever 5ever
I treat everything in life as a tasty endeavour
And I use Old Bay on any whatever.
Ain't I clever? Use it whenever I eat food
Don't get me wrong girl, I ain't tryna be rude
But every single thing needs a little Old Bay
It's the seasoning that makes everything okay

Sprinkle it on pancakes, bacon or wings
Potato salad or homemade onion strings
On my gold chains and my diamond rings
I rock Old Bay swag, cuz I Old Bay Err'thing
Old Bay tat sittin on my chest
I wear a Old Bay hat cuz I reps tha best
I even got a can hangin from my keyring
For when I take you out girl, cuz I Old Bay Err'thing

If I could, I'd rock a Old Bay phone
Old Bay smokebomb so you'll leave me alone
I wanna live in a house based off the Old Bay Can
Give up my dreams? Hell, No way man!
I know that they might just stay fictitious
But I want Old Bay soap, so I can smell delicious
Smell so good, the ladies look and see
Old Bay Jollimus. They'll wanna cook with me
My eccentricity can be overlooked
I mean, it's not the weirdest habit on the books
So what I use Old Bay in everything I do?
It's not like I'm gonna force you to too
Come on girl, I wouldn't do you like that
But you gotta understand one simple fact
You can't hate it if you wanna be my wife
Cuz I'm Jollimus Prime: Bayliever 5 Life

Sprinkle it on pancakes, bacon or wings
Potato salad or homemade onion strings
On my gold chains and my diamond rings
I rock Old Bay swag, cuz I Old Bay Err'thing
Old Bay tat sittin on my chest
I wear a Old Bay hat cuz I reps tha best
I even got a can hangin from my keyring
For when I take you out girl, cuz I Old Bay Err'thing

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from Jolli's Sherbertcon Set, released April 12, 2015

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