'Twas a joyous day in the nerdcore scene
When Rob and Starby got engaged
Happy, healthy, hair all neat
I'd hafta rate them a perfect aitch
Their joy is stronger than caffeine
And their love is quite easy to gauge
They'll soon become a legal "we"
It's time for life to turn a page

These two are in love and they're not afraid to show it
Gotta find some shades, cuz their passion's really glowin
These two are my friends and I make sure that they know it
I share with them my songs and all my feelings when I'm flowin
They're perfect for each other. No one can take that from them.
Best believe you'd get your shit pushed in just for tryin
Congrats StarboRobWob, your life is just beginning
I'll be lookin for my invitation to the wedding

I can't wait for the big day
It will be glorious and fun
And even if it's full of rain
Their love will light it up like the sun
You can set your mind at ease
This will be the greatest betrothal
Cuz this union has truly earned
The Jolli Prime Seal of Approval

I love Starby, she's so cute
Smart and funny to a tee
If I had to, I'd give her my parachute
Couldn't let her die instead of me
I remember when we first met
Hair reminiscent of cotton candy
Only at Nerda did we reconnect
And she never said that she couldn't stand me
When she started rappin, she stole the show
Much better than my wildest dreams
She could give a class on how to flow
And dash all assumptions to smithereens
She got engaged to Broborob
He's a robot that's my friend
Gotta give it up for these heartthrobs
I hope their love will never end

These two are in love and they're not afraid to show it
Gotta find some shades, cuz their passion's really glowin
These two are my friends and I make sure that they know it
I share with them my songs and all my feelings when I'm flowin
They're perfect for each other. No one can take that from them.
Best believe you'd get your shit pushed in just for tryin
Congrats StarboRobWob, your life is just beginning
I'll be lookin for my invitation to the wedding

Starby is a wondrous friend
It's really hard to get mad at her
Cute as a button, sharp as a tack
She loves Robwob with all her soul
You can set your mind at ease
This will be the greatest betrothal
Cuz this union has truly earned
The Jolli Prime Seal of Approval

Roborob's an awesome dude
He's my brother, he's my friend
If I had to, I'd give him all my food
If it meant that his life just wouldn't end
He rocks the stage at every show
With his Friends, destroys the crowd
When we first met, I dunno
But he spins that music hella loud
He's the tallest nerdcore adjacent cat
You can see him wherever he goes
Never gotta ask him "Where you at?"
And he's always very well composed
He got engaged to StarbyStarb
She's a princess and my friend
Gotta give this sexy pair mad props
I hope their love will never end

These two are in love and they're not afraid to show it
Gotta find some shades, cuz their passion's really glowin
These two are my friends and I make sure that they know it
I share with them my songs and all my feelings when I'm flowin
They're perfect for each other. No one can take that from them.
Best believe you'd get your shit pushed in just for tryin
Congrats StarboRobWob, your life is just beginning
I'll be lookin for my invitation to the wedding

RobWob is the best DJ
Spinnin tracks like a Champion
StarbyStarb now rules his heart
He loves her harder than a Stampion
You can set your mind at ease
This will be the greatest betrothal
Cuz this union has truly earned
The Jolli Prime Seal of Approval

'Twas a joyous day in the nerdcore scene
When Rob and Starby got engaged
Happy, healthy, hair all neat
I'd hafta rate them a perfect aitch
Their joy is stronger than caffeine
And their love is quite easy to gauge
They'll soon become a legal "we"
It's time for life to turn a page