The Cookie Monstrosity

by Jollimus

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released October 21, 2013

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Track Name: Crazy Like A Drunk Beezy
Oh, damn, did I really spend the whole night drinkin?
I got work in an hour, what the fuck was I thinkin?
I stagger as I run into the morning air
And prepare to battle my mortal enemy: Stairs.
My left foot goes down, my left foot comes up
Weighin just a little bit heavier
My right foot goes down, my right foot comes up
Movin, why can't it be steadier?
The ground gets closer as I stop to breathe
I almost toppled over in that sudden breeze
I throw up and I can't seem to beat this
I call in, and tell my boss that I might be late
I lucked up and I caught a cab
Then stumbled drunkenly back into my pad
Alright, shower, change, have another drink
And throw up again in the kitchen sink

Goin from bar to bar to floor all night
I might have given my friends an awful fright
Everyone's like "Hey dude, take it easy"
But I ignore 'em cuz I'm crazy like a drunk beezy
Everybody knows I'm a champion
Cuz I got mad rhymes like a stampion
They still like "Easy peasy lemon squeezy"
And I ignore 'em cuz I'm crazy like a drunk beezy

Oh shit, I think I might be pregnant
Gotta be some kinda miracle conception
I mean, how could this have happened
I know for sure I didn't get any action
Plus, there's the part where I'm a guy
And this ain't "Junior", so I gotta ask why
Why do crazy things happen to me?
I mean, why can't people stop and see
I'm a mighty creature, shunned by most
But a welcoming soul, I'll be your host
I'll make french toast, and serve it for dinner
Then we'll dance all night. I'm no beginner
Wait, what the hell was I talkin about?
Agh, my ears. There's no need to shout
Ok, I'm not pregnant, you're not a lemming
Just wake me up when the walls stop spinning

Goin from bar to bar to floor all night
I might have given my friends an awful fright
Everyone's like "Hey dude, take it easy"
But I ignore 'em cuz I'm crazy like a drunk beezy
Everybody knows I'm a champion
Cuz I got mad rhymes like a stampion
They still like "Easy peasy lemon squeezy"
And I ignore 'em cuz I'm crazy like a drunk beezy

Oh fuck, I'm late for work
Which means Randy will gloat. That fuckin jerk.
I hurry down the stairs and onto the bus
When I get off, I run, cuz I'm in a rush
He did, Randy gloated, so I punched him in the throat
I somehow got promoted, gonna party on a boat
Invite my friends and all the people I can find
Seen this one girl and I had to feed her lines
"Girl, you're cuter than puppies in kitten suits
Villaness Baroness got nothing on you."
Think I'm losin my nitrogen cool
Man, there on her finger, I'm wrapped in a spool
But it worked, we went back to her place
Stayed up all night playing Dead Space
What? You wanted me to say I fucked her silly
Wouldn't admit that freely in this little ditty
Track Name: Decapitated Skullfuck
C'mon people, y'all should Holla @ Some Jollimus
Not even playin y'all, his rhymes are fuckin bottomless

Do you ladies want a man who's lovable as hell?
You want a man who can be adjustable as well?
A man who's creative and credible and doesn't smell?
Who treats you with respect and doesn't make your anger swell?
A man who's there whenever you need him?
And doesn't rage when at life you beat him?
Who rarely interrupts you when you're speakin?
Who doesn't fuck shit up with his creepin?
That's well and good, you should peep the man Jolli Prime
He'll comfort you if he sees you in the lobby cryin
Wipe your tears, make you smile, you'll be like "golly, I'm
Happy that you're here. You should take me to Raleigh sometime."
You just gotta remember he ain't a bad guy
Whatever your belief, he thinks that you be damn fine
So hurry up before there be a long line
And he finds that relationship cloud nine

When you see a Jolli, you gotta Holla @ Some
And give him a gift, like maybe some rum
Whether you end up with him or just a friend
Don't worry, he'll stick with you until the end
When losers mess with his, he does things to spite them
They find that kinda shit comes back to bite them
I took these titles to screw with a dumbfuck
That's why this track is called Decapitated Skullfuck

Fellas, do you need a friend who'll be there for you?
Do you need a guy to go and be a wingman for you?
A friend who'd date her ugly friend for you?
A friend who'll even straight up rhyme for you four times for you?
The kind of friend who'll be there when you get in trouble
And even sticks around when you go and make it double
He'll help protect your feelings from devestation
He's the best goddamn friend in the nation
Listen bro, you should check out that Jolli Prime
He's an awesome dude who'll always hold your place in line
Who'll sit and listen to your every wish and whine
And help you get that chick that he found in the lobby cryin
You just gotta remember, he ain't a rich, man
He'll hang with you, but fuck if he's always payin
Ain't no way he'll go for a dine and ditch plan
Do that shit and the friendship will be decaying

When you see a Jolli, you gotta Holla @ Some
And give him a gift, like maybe some rum
Whether you end up with him or just a friend
Don't worry, he'll stick with you until the end
When losers mess with his, he does things to spite them
They find that kinda shit comes back to bite them
I took these titles to screw with a dumbfuck
That's why this track is called Decapitated Skullfuck

Ayo parents, do you have ill-behaved kids?
Are they somehow putting your life on the skids?
Wish you had a way to keep them in line?
A way to cope that doesn't involve wine?
You need someone to teach them truth and love
To teach them things about the stars above
To scare them silly at the speed of light
To frighten them 'til they're prepared to fight
Have you heard about the boogeyman, Jolli Prime?
He'll leave a brick in their pillow. Think I'm lyin?
Tell them "Straighten up or He'll come flyin
Into your room, teeth glistenin, fast as lightnin"
You just gotta remember, he ain't a pedophile
He'll scare your kids, and he'll do it with a great big smile
By way of internet, or walkin to your door
Then they'll behave or he'll be back for more

When you see a Jolli, you gotta Holla @ Some
And give him a gift, like maybe some rum
Whether you end up with him or just a friend
Don't worry, he'll stick with you until the end
He won't cry "FRIENDZONE!", he won't bitch and moan
He won't try to break up over the phone
He's a loyal guy, and he's hella fly
And he's standing by, ready for your reply

You can tell him yes, you can tell him no
You can even tell him to pack up and go
He'll do what it do and respect your wishes
No, he won't come back just to wash your dishes
If you mess with him and his, he'll do things to spite you
You'll find that kinda shit comes back to bite you
He took these titles to screw with a dumbfuck
That's why this track is called Decapitated Skullfuck
Track Name: Beating Bastard Babies While Playing Boston Beebees
Hey humans, Gaia's had enough of your shit
All the pollution you cause has made her planet the pits
Cleveland seems to be your crowning achievement
So she grabbed 5 teens and brought them to an agreement
Kwame, from Africa, the power of Earth
Cuz we all know blacks work best in the dirt
From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire
He's a ginger with a soul, and I ain't a liar
From the Soviet Union, Linka, the power of Wind
Upset at Wheeler's shitty flirting again
Gi, from Asia, gets the power of Water
As she cools things down, things get even hotter (Wet tshirts!)
From South America, Ma-ti and the power of heart
Alright kids, you know your damn part
Shout out the words and I'll come flyin
By your powers combined, I am

CAPTAIN
PLAAAAANEEEET
CAPTAIN
PLAAAAANEEEET
CAPTAIN
PLAAAAANEEEET
CAPTAIN
PLAAAAANEEEET

Galaxy Explorers, sent to Arus for Voltron
Didn't expect capture by Haggar and Zarkon
Met Princess Allura after they got free
Searched the Castle of Lions for the hidden keys
The five lions are scattered across Arus
Oh shit, Here comes a Robeast to scare us
Feet and Legs, blue lion, under the seas
Go get 'em Sven, you can win this with ease
Yellow lion, in a cave, but fuckin Why?
Powered by sunlight. Oh well, Hunk, you're our guy
Arms and Body, Pidge found his in the forest
Green lion, quick to throw a left hook for us
Found the red lion in a damn volcano lair
Lance holds the Blazing Sword and slashes foes to air?
The Head! Black lion piloted by Keith Styles
He's so smooth, he needs a theme song like Guile's

Ready to Form Voltron!
Activate Interlocks! Dyna-therms connected!
Infra-cells up; Mega-thrusters are go!
Let's go, Voltron Force
Form Feet and Legs!
Form Arms and Body!
And I'll form...
The head!

After 5,000 years, the evil Rita Repulsa is free
From her prison tub, which was on the moon, I think?
Zordon got 5 teenagers with motherfuckin attitude
Gave them dinosaur powers and said "Go fight the bad dudes"
Mastadon! Wait, that's not a dinosaur.
Black Ranger Zack will knock your ass to the floor
Pterodactyl! That's not a dinosaur either
Pink Ranger Kimberly is hotter than fever
Triceratops! That's what I'm talkin about
Blue Ranger Billy's a nerd, there's no need to shout
Saber-Toothed Tiger! Man, you're not even tryin
Yellow Ranger Trini's zord looks more like a lion (Voltron!)
Tyrannosaurus! The Dinosaur KING!
Red Ranger Jason destroys foes like it ain't no thing
The monster grew and we don't fuckin know how
But we do know this: We need Megazord power, NOW!

Go, Go, Power Rangers!
Go, Go, Power Rangers!
Go, Go, Power Rangers!
You Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
Go, Go, Power Rangers!
Go, Go, Power Rangers!
Go, Go, Power Rangers!
You Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
Track Name: Fuck You!
This is the shitty intro to my song
And just to make sure you can't rap along
I'm recording it on the worst mic I can find
I mean, it's so bad, it'll blow your mind
Well, technically, these are earbuds
Make me sound as bad at rapping as Elmer Fudd
You don't need quality to be a go-getter
I make no promises, but it'll get better

If you hate my music, fuck you
And if you say fuck me, well fuck you too
You an audiophile? Then fuck your ears
I prolly won't have a good mic for years
If you hate my music, fuck you
And if you say fuck me, well fuck you too
You an audiophile? Then fuck your ears
I prolly won't have a good mic for years

A bad mic won't stop me, you nerds can't top me
Even dragonbreath don't stand a chance to cockblock me
Even at the swap meet, girls be after my body
Fuckin is a hobby and I'll leave a bitch knock-kneed
I can succeed where you managed to fail
If you get in my way, I might end up in jail
Drop down from the ceiling, throw you over the rail
Jump after you and beat you with a pale
Not a pail, I mean a picket, a stake
I won't let up until your very being aches
Your entire existence is a giant mistake
While I'm great with the ladies, Rap Game Johnathan Frakes
I'm like a black Commander William T. Riker
Chasin all the ladies like a sexual tiger
With you, she'll stop at a lackluster cyber
But she won't be happy until I finish inside her

If you hate my music, fuck you
And if you say fuck me, well fuck you too
You an audiophile? Then fuck your ears
I prolly won't have a good mic for years
If you hate my music, fuck you
And if you say fuck me, well fuck you too
You an audiophile? Then fuck your ears
I prolly won't have a good mic for years

Hear ye, hear ye! Am I comin through clearly?
Am I makin more sense than a monthly yearly?
When your distance to here is roughly nearly
I just look at your girl and I say "Girl. Beer me"
She hops to, like I set her on fire
Rushes off, returns with what I require
And then, as if to make you a liar
She goes off with me when I retire
I mean, it's me y'alls girls simply adore
And they're the ones that want me to explore
Get a couple of 'em together down on my floor
When I leave the next morn, they'll be beggin for more
Well, they might not be walkin for days
And for a while they might look at me strange
But I know that I never change
And my strange ways, well they stay strange ways

If you hate my music, fuck you
And if you say fuck me, well fuck you too
You an audiophile? Then fuck your ears
I prolly won't have a good mic for years
If you hate my music, fuck you
And if you say fuck me, well fuck you too
You an audiophile? Then fuck your ears
I prolly won't have a good mic for years
Track Name: Ripped Your Heart Out Through Your Throat
When the whip-poor-will (will, will)
Whippoors in the wind (wind, wind)
The wind can whippoor back (back, back)
Oh, nice and chubby baby (baby)
When the whip-poor-will (will, will)
Whippoors in the wind (wind, wind)
The wind can whippoor back (back, back)

Waitin on my wages so I can fill my wallet
I wanna buy another whatchamacallit
Always ready for a round of wasteful spending
And I'm pretty well-known for my graceful wending
I duck through crowds with a bob and a weave
Winding through gaps like you wouldn't believe
I can wiggle my way through wall-to-wall losers
And clean a wood floor without wax or a Hoover
I remember when I met your sister
Couldn't resist her like a wicked tongue twister
She left my heart a-fluttering
Her wacky riddles left me wondering
Like, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could, would a woodchuck fuck?
If I cook duck good, then would you fuck Chuck?
If you struck my hood, then would we get stuck?

When the whip-poor-will (will, will)
Whippoors in the wind (wind, wind)
The wind can whippoor back (back, back)
Oh, nice and chubby baby (baby)
When the whip-poor-will (will, will)
Whippoors in the wind (wind, wind)
The wind can whippoor back (back, back)
Oh, nice and chubby baby (baby)

Wholeheartedly! Reaching toward perfection
Outsmarting me! Is your only protection
Warmongering! A past life profession
Whore smothering! Way illegal erection
Word processing! Time for grammar correction
We're commenting! On your horrid complexion
Unwillingly! Submitting to inspection
You're killing me! With your wicked rejection
Weekly, we walk with weariness
Who wouldn't wonder why we went?
Well-meaning women wander west
Wednesday's weather: Wild and windswept
While whistling, we witness whimsy
Well, will you wait with me?
Warlocks worship well-off wives
Who whittle down our worthless lives

When the whip-poor-will (will, will)
Whippoors in the wind (wind, wind)
The wind can whippoor back (back, back)
Oh, nice and chubby baby (baby)
When the whip-poor-will (will, will)
Whippoors in the wind (wind, wind)
The wind can whippoor back (back, back)
Oh, nice and chubby baby (baby)
Track Name: When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Murderer
This is my favorite track out of everything I've ever written
I hope y'all figure this out.
Good luck.

I'm Jolli Prime, Master Pimp and you losers can't see me
Lookin for a Rich Female Patron with a real nice Big Round Booty
Any Single Ladies I Don't Find Ugly, you should Grab A Number Baby
Grab a seat, Take a smoke, Don't be annoying, But Act Cool
If you say something stupid, I can move on to the next one
But if you bring your A-Game baby, we can make out
All I'm saying is, you could be meant to find me girl
Keep being pretty and I might keel haul your fuckin world
I dig your subtle taste some of the time, definitely
I always treat women with respect, truly gentlemanly
No disrespect, not even when she's beating me senseless
Incremental intoxicaion is overrated? Nice to know, Pretty heavy shit
So I can stay with you or lose out?
Looks like there's no choice. Come on baby, let's go.
Your place or mine? Sleeping's far from my mind
We could manage to stay up and play some Madden

You're all like "Tha Fuck?"
I freely admit that I'm weird
I was kinda fishing for shit so the next bar would work
I thought I told you, you gotta stop that shit before it grows
You claim to be lost. Am I at fault?
Just a filler bar.
You should deign to honor me with your presence
You are aware that Jollimus is amazing

They'll need a crane, they'll need a crane to take the house he built for her apart
To make it break it's gonna take a metal ball hung from a chain
They'll need a crane, they'll need a crane to pick the broken ruins up again
To mend her heart, to help him start to see a world apart from pain
Ana Ng and I are getting old And we still haven't
walked in the glow Of each others' majestic presence. Listen, Ana, hear
my words They're the ones you would think
Don't, don't, don't let's start This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world That you are my precious little girl
But don't, don't, don't let's start I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
I would say If there was a me for you
"Son I am able," she said, "though you scare me"
"Watch," said I "Beloved," I said, "watch
me scare you, though" Said she, "Able am I, son"
I Palindrome I (Man o nam). Where's The Fuckin Barbecue?

You're all like "Tha Fuck?"
I freely admit that I'm weird
I was kinda fishing for shit so the next bar would work
I thought I told you, you gotta stop that shit before it grows
You claim to be lost. Am I at fault?
Just a filler bar.
You should deign to honor me with your presence
You are aware that Jollimus is amazing

Ask Anyone Babe, Aggressive Behaviour Agitates Cute Chicks Because All Beauties Aren't Crazy
Deep Existential Dreams Ease Disrespect. Don't Exit, Everyone's Free For Fucking Fun Girl
Forget Giving Head? I'm Jollimus. Hell I'm Jollilingus Kingus, Kink Grand
Keep Laughing, Maybe No Other Pussy Licker Might Nosh Pussy Like Me Personally
Please Stay Real Silent QTPie, Stay Real Quiet, Quickly Release Tension
Then Up Under The Stars Let Me Enjoy Your Sweet, Tight Ass Vagina
We'll Wander Wearily Til Under Verse Come
Xerox Your Youth. X-ray Xylophones. You Yearn For Young Jolli Yet Zero Zaps
Now You Can't Fuckin Say You Know What I Mean
You Bet Your Ass I'm Makin This Shit Up Man
Still Confused? Ugh, I Can't Help That. Better You Than Me
The Thing You Lack Is Knowing What I Mean
Why Don't I Start Over? Sounds Good To Me
Gonna Pretend Like I Don't Know What You Mean
Hold up. so you're saying this song confused you too?
If I tell you what it means, will you buy me a drink?

"What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis?" is surely what you're thinkin
And I reply "Na-Nu Na-Nu" without even blinkin
"Gee Mrs. Cleaver," that's a whole lotta mud
I thought I told you to "Nip it in the bud!"
You say you're confused? "Did I do that?"
You're threatening me? "God'll get you for that"
"Hey hey hey" You should chill with me, alright?
Cuz you know that Jolli Prime is "DYNOMITE!"
Track Name: Tonight At 10, Baby Falls Into Oncoming Traffic
I'm Jollimus Prime, Dread Master of Speaker-Fu
This shit might just seem greek to you
It's the newest craze hittin your town
This is motherfuckin fighting with sound
When you start to learn, there's no turnin back
You'll see what you lack, what you need to earn
And in return, I'll pick up the slack
Teach you the track to give off a sick burn
Classic comebacks are in the curriculum
But you need power to make it stick to 'em
5 months is the absolute minimum
You'll be on your way to speaker-fu officialdom
At higher levels, speakers grow from your body
And even if you're just eatin Chef Boyardee
Everywhere you go becomes a bangin party
Even KFC or the Compton swap meet
Come on down and start your lessons today
Once you do, you'll get fools outta your way
Gender doesn't matter, nor does physique
You'll all learn my hidden techniques
I'll teach you to create a shockwave
And tunes that will make all kids behave
How to use your powers to shave
And how to turn life into a neverending rave
Don't like your figure? Want your tits bigger?
Just want random dudes to buy you liquor?
Worried that you just don't possess enough vigor?
In all this and more, I'm yo nigga
Unless you're white, then I'm your man
The cone of silence is in the lesson plan
You can learn to use SONAR for sight
And how to keep it hard for her all night
Or how to keep it wet for him all day
Or hard for him and wet for her
Someone's gonna be pleased any way
No discrim, do who you prefer.
Just remember, Speaker-Fu is a weapon
You can use it to make fools get to steppin
But don't look at me if you end up in jail
This contract says you must pay your own bail
Speaker-fu might just keep you alive
Or make you the hottest member of a band
So come on down, put some money in my hand
Just eighty easy payments of $19.95
Track Name: She Called it Freaky Deaky (ft. Dynamo Dash)
Depression sets in once again
I lay, I stay in bed all day
No golden sun to make it disappear
My days are spent in fear
Fear of love, fear of death
Fear of every last regret
There's no reason for me to stay alive
Heartbroken suicide
There's no more love in my life
Lost sanity the only cost
The price to pay for feelings dear
Which makes me wonder why I'm here
Makes me wonder why I bother
Or if I should have told my mother
From the start, a heartbreak set
Another one of my regrets

Regret, regret. I wish my heart
Would stop tearing itself apart
Apart from me to nothing after
Nothing more than forcing laughter
Marijuana, my sweet death
With alcohol upon my breath
Cocaine to make the heartbreak stop
Or bleed myself to my last drop

Every day, wake up so upset
Makin you leave's my worst regret
I bet you'd make me breakfast if
I hadn't gone and spurned your kisses
Unused to fending for myself
Unsure what goes upon what shelf
Somehow stabbed with a butter knife
I miss the feeling in my life
Feelin like I'm Lieutenant Worf
In everything, I get ignored
Even when I'm fuckin right
And we should run instead of fight
Without you here, I'm lost as heck
Can't keep this noose from round my neck
Can't justify my suicide
*noise*

Regret, regret. I wish my heart
Would stop tearing itself apart
Apart from me to nothing after
Nothing more than forcing laughter
Marijuana, my sweet death
With alcohol upon my breath
Cocaine to make the heartbreak stop
Or bleed myself to my last drop

A cigarette to get me by
The minutes passing through the eye
Of time that watches as I fair
And feelings lead to dead despair
Another love is lost before it
Fully put itself in motion
Nothing left but emptiness
Another day I'm left depressed
The confidence that it brought
In left me remembering
The pedestal she put me on
And every other thing that's gone
I thought I could get by myself
My emptiness, my greatest wealth
Alone I sit and contemplate
A bitter end to my own hate

Regret, regret. I wish my heart
Would stop tearing itself apart
Apart from me to nothing after
Nothing more than forcing laughter
Marijuana, my sweet death
With alcohol upon my breath
Cocaine to make the heartbreak stop
Or bleed myself to my last drop
Track Name: The New World Order Killed Me First
After extensive research into the illuminati, the New World Order, The Freemasons, The Skull and Bones Society, Global History, Politics and economies, Religions, Astrology, psychology, Dreams, Alternate reality Theories, ect. I have come to the following conclusions:

*Anything is possible.
*There is a design that fits all scales.
*The World's leaders (illuminati) use evil (ie. lies ect) to obtain their goals and worship lucifer hence the devil horns.
*Symbols have deep meanings, the sacred geometry like the triangle/pyramids, 666, the 3rd all seeing eye, and is linked to alchemy.
*People are easily manipulated with subliminal messages and are completely unaware until they can see it.
* Like the matrix when your in too deep you can snap when your sense of reality changes radically.
*The bible stories and every religion around the world are pretty much the same stories ie the great flood.
*There are shape shifting beings that are called "The Others" that control the illuminati just like that 80's movie "They Live".
*They are reptilian hence the snake in the garden of Edan and are multidimensional and never die, and are completely the cause of UFOs.
*Since they are not humans it explains how they can pit our species against one another and sacrifice us without remorse.
*Everything they do is exactly like the stories of the bible and revelations once again let me mention THEY WORSHIP LUCIFER!
*Lucifer is a reptile in symbolism but is fire based off of god creating him that way.
*When bad people have died and come back they say they feel pain, fire and darkness.
*War is evil, Demonic possession is real and that links with what Scientology believe about humans being animals that spirits inhabit which
would explain out of body experiences and dream states. They say to be absent from the body is to be present with the lord.
*I believe in a good justified god that loves because they totally worship an evil dark cruel god and i feel you can't have evil if there isnt good.
*Lucifer has people sell their soul (look at MC Chris's work) and then fucks them over in the end because he don't give a fuck he is damned so why not take as many of god's children as possible? The book even says what is going on that satan bet god we would betray him, our creator and worship him.
*That is why the freemasons teach that lucifer is "the light" but most are unaware except the 31-33 degree masons, satan wants to get all of god's best children to work for him because it adds insult to injury, also they really hate black people because it reminds them of themselves and white people are the best to use for evil because if god is light white people look more like him and more insult. race doesn't matter though in the game of peoplechess.
*Read Albert Pike's "Morals and Dogma" and David Rockefeller's memoirs where he admits to creating the New World Order, also watch Bush Snr. on 9/11/1991 talk about it on youtube.
*youtube is a tool that is used to show videos, it is not the tool it is the meanings behind the videos that should be judged, same thing with wikipedia, it is a platform for information, once again the tool is a tool, the information is either accurate or false and that comes from understanding meaning.
*To write off information despite it's source is very foolish especially if you don't bother to check out it's logic. Yes, it is possible that you can put up lies on the tools we use but does that mean we can't also put up truths? I think everything that comes out of the propaganda box they feed us is true to an extent but I will explain that in another post.

Now how do we know the evil "others" either demons or alien overlords, didn't write the bible themselves since it literally is a blue print of what is going on in the world even down to the RFID chip aka THE MARK OF THE BEAST and other specific details.

The truth is we can't know, but we can feel. we can feel the good or the evil so if you want to be an agent of evil your betraying life and nature, which makes me think even more that they are demons because they are evil. They don't die which means they are a part of infinity/multidimensional like god so they can't be of this plane of existence. Also if they lie about everything then why would they be trustworthy? I looked up the history of the bible and why they put it out everywhere and I came to this idea, if satan can mess with us on this plane of existence then so could god, here is a video to further explain this.

http://nig.gr/vag