This song is from the upcoming album, "Jolli Mean Giant" by Jollimus. I'm proud of this song as I managed to write a clean song on purpose.
lyrics
This is where I woulda put a chorus
If I had bothered to write a chorus
But, I don't wanna make a chorus.
You can forget that.
Y'all know me, I'm tha Jolli Mean Giant
I'm so loveable, there's no need to be frightened
Walkin through nerdcore just like I'm a titan
Don't know when you lost? Come on, it was right then.
Tighten your belt and get up on your feet
Victory's no fun if nobody competes
Bars'll leave you on tha edge of ya seat
Won't be complainin if I earn defeat
So sweet how most ladies seem to love me
And I love them too, right down to their feet
How they're so clean, how they're all in demand
How they keep me eatin from tha palm of they hand
I'll stand at attention if a girl treats me right
To her defense, I'll come, in a fight
Make sure she's happy and doin alright
And maybe take her out to dinner tonight
This is where I woulda put a chorus
If I had bothered to write a chorus
But, I don't actually need a chorus
Cuz this song is about me
Y'all know me, I'm Jollimus Prime
And I'm well known for my bottomless rhymes
They serve me well through the roughest of times
And help me deliver the straightest of lines
I'm fine, ain't nothin stoppin me
Be easier puttin a halt to tha sea
Or gettin off clean for a killing spree
Tougher than last round at a spelling bee
You see? Got more bars than a prison sentence
More lines than a football stadium entrance
Gettin' more love than all of West New York
Never been called a geek or a dork
Sometimes when I rap, my bars don't rhyme
But that doesn't mean that my flow is off point
All I'm sayin's don't get your panties in a twist
Just cuz I rap weird and still better than you
This is where I woulda put a chorus
If I had bothered to write a chorus
But, [laughter]
Yeah, whatever
Y'all don't know me, I'm a simple black man
Spend all of my time sittin in a kitchen
Go to work, rarely. Finish things? Barely.
Most hated pokemon would be Clefairy
Don't treat me unfairly just cuz I'm black
I'm serious daw, cuz that's really wack
So what if I don't have a bachelor's degree
That doesn't mean I grew up on the streets
If I use big words well, that's eloquence, right?
Then why do fools claim that I'm tryna talk white?
That's dumb, they don't own proper speaking
Not like I just picked up English this weekend
Yes, I can swim. No, I don't dance
Around my waist, is where I wear pants
Watermelon should be left on the vine
I'm Jollimus, and your love will be mine
Bottomless
Bar after Jollimus, Bottomless
Learn ya somethin boy!
The Philadelphia rapper turns the children's music formula on its head with old-school beats and sharp life lessons. Bandcamp Album of the Day Sep 13, 2023