Our love is a story girl, and you're tha main character
When I outline perfection, you're my parameters
You've a glorious laugh. You know how to sing
And you speak positively when you're talkin bout me
I could spend my whole life lost within your eyes
And never try to force my way between your thighs
Someone tells you they're tha greatest, well I know you're greater
Cuz our love is a story girl, and I'm tha narrator

Opening sequence: A starry winter night
You turn left at tha gate as you get off a flight
Collect your luggage, catch a cab, go to your hotel
Take a bubble bath cuz you weren't feelin well
Call me up talkin bout how you think I'm a creep
Get yourself worked up, and then you fall asleep
The next morning, you're greetin tha dawn
Makin sure I'm not what your mind is on
Wanderin thru my city, your excitement is bottomless
Takin pictures of museums and the Washington Monument
In your head, we're nothin but arguments
But by lunch, you find yourself hollin @ Jollimus
Was it accidental? Was it by design?
Doesn't matter cuz you hit me up and we got time
So c'mon girl, take another chance with me
And we'll do what comes to us naturally

Our love is a pizza girl, and you're the dough
You provide stability, like a kitchen flo'
Your beauty's tha sauce, our happiness is tha cheese
So in this analogy, my aim is to please
Baked to perfection inside heated stone
Way too big for one person alone
Delivered directly to our summer cottage
Cuz our love is a pizza girl, and I am tha sausage

See, you're tha dough, a foundation on which to build
A task at which you'll find I'm impeccably skilled
You're tha sauciest maiden, with beauty incomparable
We fit together better than I thought was imaginable
Pepperoni's our joy, onions are our sadness
Anchovies are our long descent into madness
And that's why we avoid them, plus, they're gross
Bacon's what we like, but not love, the most
Pineapple's all the fucks that we don't give
And olives are the fights we have as we live
Baked together so nobody can stop us
Just lemme know that I'm still your favorite topping
C'mon babe, you're the one that I knead
I'll stuff ya crust girl, if you know what I mean
Every date we have, people ask what time it is
And I'm like "Don't you know? It's pizza time, bitches"

Our love's Jurassic Park girl, and you're a raptor
No doubt in your mind, I'm tha one you're after
Huntin with ya pack, ya single me out
No time for me to even get off a shout
Drag me back to your place, cuz a winner is you
And you light some candles, it's a dinner for two
Afterwards, we have loud angry sex
Cuz our love's Jurassic Park girl, and I'm T. Rex

Millions of years ago, our kind ruled tha earth
But neither of us had a natural birth
Crafted in a lab, by a team of scientists
And you know what, I ain't buying this
Made for a zoo, ain't that some shit?
Some stupid fat guy brought us bliss
He destroyed the barriers keeping us apart
And allowed me to eat my way into your heart
I followed some lights, tried to snag a bouquet
But they cut on tha jeep and drove away
You ate tha token off screen, you made tha white people scream
And jumped straight in my life looking like a dream
In the end, we had a great big fight
While those losers ran off into tha night
But I still love you girl, you're tha best
Cuz nothing beats loud angry dino sex

Our love is tha navy girl, and you're a carrier
You got hornets and tomcats, and a harrier
With a battle group protecting you from enemies
And a nuclear engine, no need to catch a breeze
There's enough force here to do as we please
So we project democracy across tha seven seas
But if we go to war, we won't hide, even a bit
Cuz our love is tha navy girl, and I'm a frigate

Our love is an anime, you're the magical girl
Sexy costume change and you're protecting tha world
When you're working, I like to be a pest
Sometimes we fight in public just for tha makeup sex
You never defeat me, I just go home
And you follow quick, so I'm never alone
Even in tha fight scenes, I be chilling
Cuz our love is an anime, and I'm tha villain