Alright, so, my Valentine's Day track is like, really late this year.
I should prolly start earlier next time.


Let's go back to the 14th of February, things are lookin kinda scary
People beatin' down doors for a last minute confectionary
Will I join the fun? Hell, I don't know
Single on this day twenty eight years in a row
I don't appreciate it. It really ain't a good feelin
And I'm workin hard to get this hole in me healin
Pain leaves me reelin'. And I wish it would stop
But it enver ends, whether I like it or not
Single livin? I'll just say I ain't a fan
See, this year, I got me a plan
Get some nice clothes, take a hot shower
Grab some Dark Chocolate and flowers
Then I'm gonna go find me a white girl
Tell her things to make her live in my world
And once she's there, will she leave? No, enver ever
And she'll love me forever

Girl, don't be like that, I just want you to love me
Give the right gifts, so you'll hold no one above me
Rain or shine, I'll always be there for you honey
I might be short on moneydollars, but I'm very loving
I'm tha Jekyll, don't make me show you my Hyde
Cuz if ya hide, ain't no one gonna be happy tonight
Don't even care if you don't think that I'm hot
Cuz you're my valentine, girl, whether you like it or not

Step outside to start my search and the weather's bitter
Whose idea was it to put this day in the middle of winter?
Grab a coat, find a scarf, don a hat and gloves
On a quest to find my unfound love
Search bars, hit the mall, scour tha stores
Until I find the one that I simply adore
Hit her over tha head with my trademark charm
Keep up tha compliments, kill tha smarm
She'll go out with me, cuz I'm extremely loveable
And when I'm nice and clean, I'm supremely huggable
And I'm a muggle yo, no wizardry here
Not negging you girl, there's no need to fear
I'm polite, sincere, courteous, and sane
I won't play games just to find ya name
I'll just say life ain't always what it seems
Cuz you could say that of tha crop, I'm tha fuckin cream

Girl, don't be like that, I just want you to love me
Give the right gifts, so you'll hold no one above me
Rain or shine, I'll always be there for you honey
I might be short on moneydollars, but I'm very loving
I'm tha Jekyll, don't make me show you my Hyde
Cuz if ya hide, ain't no one gonna be happy tonight
Don't even care if you don't think that I'm hot
Cuz you're my valentine, girl, whether you like it or not
You're a white girl, and you want you some Jollimus
I'm Jollimus, and my love for you is bottomless
It looms over you like an ominous obelisk
Blows air in your eyes, like a testing optometrist
If you bring hatred, my love will demolish it
Think you can run, but it's the opposite
Love knows no bounds, takes off like a shot
Cuz you're my valentine, girl, whether you like it or not