A'ight y'all, I know like, Valentine's Day is almost over.
Singles Awareness day or whatever the hell you wanna call it
But, this song needed to be made
And I just want to share it with you, a'ight
Yo

Roses are colorful, Violets are too
Happy Valentines Day, I send my love to you
Whether you're single, dating or some kind of married
This is one holiday that's universally scary
Whether you're awkward as hell with everybody you know
Or at your best with a crowd like Nelson Lugo
Even if you're just a dick like musicnerdanimals
Love burns so hot that my heart could light candles
No hate shown, no surprise blown
Pressin B to Jump and claim love's home
For you, luv, I'd abdicate the top spot
Wanna give a hoof-bump to Lady Klocksentrot
No one rocks it raw like the Illest of Gills
Just like no one loves eatin like the Fridgest of Bills
Found a gift for PovertyMan: A shiny gold pan
And I whippoored in the wind just for you Old Man

I love you all, Happy Valentines Day
JolliLungsYou is well on its way
Oh, it's coming and there's no way to stop it
So just come here and get some dark chocolate
I love you all, almost as much as Old Bay
Cuz I Old Bay Err'thang, but y'all are ok
I'll be your plug if you be my socket
Come over here and get some dark chocolate

How can I convince you that I'm a real keeper?
Lay bars on your ears like a better poetic teacher?
Shower you with warmth like a good space heater?
Do lines off your ass as if I was beaker?
How about I just be Jolli? That should be enough
Don't like the way I love? Tough.
I love StarF, the way he raps, and Mailbox
And I gotta give Big Damn Heroes mad props
Even if Tyler's in love with the Golden Girls
And mcBrew loves pizza more than he loves the world
1-Up, I'm gonna finally use that beat you gave me
Flood the chomp rock caves with a voice like gravy
Gonna win the Black Man Voice-Off against Ohm-I
Get the treats from TYT, and an apple pie
What, I love Pie. Shut up.
And I'll finally get sh0e that KFC Cup

Praise the Lampedgod, it's Valentines Day
Gonna shoot for the moon, and fly away
Spreadin Jolli-style love all over from my rocket
Just sayin, c'mere and get some dark chocolate
Dynamo Dash called me a Champion
Cuz I got mad rhymes like a Stampion
I keep my love for Wisconsin in my left pocket
Come on over, y'all need to get some dark chocolate

I love you Mom, hope you're doin just fine
I love you Toast, for at Science, you shine
I love you Milt, you're my brother in Prime
I love you Dad, though we've not talked in some time
I love you Raslin, you're the hottest girl in nerdcore
I love you Wreckshin, you've the greatest beard in birdcore
I love you Favorite Husband and Favorite Wife
Klopfenpop, look, I'm rhymin wife with life and strife
Number3, tell ya sis she needs to holla
And tell her I'd never ever fail to call her
I love you Watts, Stiborge, AlphaRiff and Yuki
Bea B, Mags, Minnie, Mary, Stella, and Lucy
Quartz Relic, Tye Fighter and Lo Tech, What of it
RPG-Unit, Bill Beats, and C0splay, you muppet
Rulebook, Clifford, and all of SCR, present and past
Josh Crow, Trista, Abby, and White Girl Ass

Holy Hera, Batman, it's Valentines Day
So I'm sharing love in a Jolli-ful way
I love the Emerald Empire, and all those adjacent
Those who want more than nerdcore, and all those complacent
All my friends out there who are pounding pavement
Lady V, and Nova, and all y'all in the basement
There's not enough room for us all to play Bop-It
So bring yourself over here and get some dark chocolate

Oh my God, Schaffer, I just think you're the hottest
Every time I see you, you're workin it, you got it
And Rachel Fishel, I love you, don't you ever doubt it
And whoremoans, I'm your biggest fan, not afraid to shout it
Philly, I love you, but stop talkin bout shit
And niik's girlfriend, Hi, I'm Jollimus.
If I missed you, don't worry, I still love you man
Beaker, share this with Dan. I love you Dan!