Another Valentine's Day, another Valentine's song
Proclaim my love for white girls, but don't get me wrong
I ain't tryna be rude, I'm just tryna tell you
That my inclination leans caucasian
No need for hatin', I'm just sayin what's true
And if you take offense, girl, we could be friends, I guess
And I'll move on. But if you wanna see this through
Then we gotta talk about your Valentine's gift
Flowers are played out, that's my official decree
And I'm the only Dark Chocolate you'll need
And tho it may be shiny, I won't get you a ring
Or other jewelry, tho it may be fit for a queen
I'll take you out and get you a big slice
Of the best pie you'll ever have in your life
Yeah, I'm talkin' pizza, not apple or peach
Won't leave you sittin' there askin' me why

Pizza is life, comin' straight out tha oven
Don't care what you say, no one and nothing above it
If you disrespect pizza, there can be no us
Never said I didn't love you, don't cause a fuss
Pizza is love, even good when it's cold
And I'll share mine with you even when we get old
We like what we like, and in that, we're free
But if you get pizza wit pineapple, don't share it wit me

I once spoke of love in terms of tha pizza
If I remember correctly, our happiness is the cheese
And you're tha dough cuz you provide stability
And above all else, you're the one that I knead
And I'm tha sausage, or whatever's your favorite topping
Unless it's pineapple or anchovies
Damn, girl, don't put that on me
Otherwise, my love might show signs of stopping
I mean, you like what you like, and that's all right
And me, I disappear into the night
You look around and you can't see I'm right here
But I'm filling you with love instead of fear
Cuz you know that I'm tha Jolli Mean Giant
I'm so loveable, there's no need to be frightened
Get there at quarter of to pick you up at eight
You're so beautiful, girl, I could never be late

Pizza is life, comin' straight out tha oven
Don't care what you say, no one and nothing above it
If you disrespect pizza, there can be no us
Never said I didn't love you, don't cause a fuss
Pizza is love, even good when it's cold
And I'll share mine with you even when we get old
We like what we like, and in that, we're free
But if you get pizza wit pineapple, don't share it wit me

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Pepperoni's great, and so are you
Usin basic rhymes to get your attention
Bein Jollimus so you'll stick around
F'real, luv, I'm just tryna be the right man
For you and me, I'll dress like I'm a white man
I'll buy you what you want if I can afford it
And I'll enver let you feel like I'm one to avoid
Off no bullshit tho, about the pineapples
I don't think they belong on pizza
But if want 'em, that's your prerogative
I won't eat that with you tho, cuz it's gross
Please don't let that be what keeps us apart
I'm tryna insinuate myself in your heart
But if you want me to, I'll go away
'til another Valentine's song, another Valentine's Day

Pizza is life, comin' straight out tha oven
Don't care what you say, no one and nothing above it
If you disrespect pizza, there can be no us
Never said I didn't love you, don't cause a fuss
Pizza is love, even good when it's cold
And I'll share mine with you even when we get old
We like what we like, and in that, we're free
But if you get pizza wit pineapple, don't share it wit me