Your maidens need saving
Call in the WHITE KNIGHT
Defending your honor
Call in the WHITE KNIGHT
Protecting your virtue
Call in the WHITE KNIGHT
I'm winning your favor
call in the WHITE KNIGHT
When your maidens need saving
Call in the WHITE KNIGHT
Defending your honor
Call in the WHITE KNIGHT
Protecting your virtue
Call in the WHITE KNIGHT
I'm winning your favor
Call in the WHITE KNIGHT

So tired of this place, it's so hard to face
The reality of life, so I dive into cyber-space.
Cause im respected here by my peers. open ears
For my homies on the internet, log in, grab your head set.
and get your head checked, kindness is your best bet for
saving all the maidens cuz the craven knaves is restless.
I've rescued many a damsel in distress, and for my quests
I've had yet, to see them undress. but I digress.
It don't stop me, I'm online constantly
Trying to spot these, hotties like paparazzi.
It was a slow night but then you signed in, to the cosplay chat wearing a kitty-cat hat.
"can you hear my mic?" Yeah it sounds all right. And welcome to the chat, hope you had a good night.
You smile in the chat I send a winky face back, The battle for your heart has started, yo come on WHEN!

When your maidens need saving
Call in the WHITE KNIGHT
Defending your honor
call in the WHITE KNIGHT
protecting your virtue
call in the WHITE KNIGHT
I'm winning your favor
call in the WHITE KNIGHT
(save me save me)
(I need you, baby)
(Please rescue me)
(I want you next to me)

I check your profile to see if you're single,
Respect the high road of the Knight's Code before you mingle
I read your blogs, set alerts for when you sign on.
You're the maiden that I got my eye and mind on.
Some jerk says TITS OR GTFO.
Reply back in all caps I'LL PUNCH YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS OUT.
Then I kick him from stickam, serves him right. good!
Now he'll think twice 'fore he messes with the Knighthood.
"Are you ok?" I send a private message.
"I hope that you're all right, I know that dude learned his lesson"
Yeah I'm okay, it was just a little rude.
you're probably the nicest guy in the chatroom.
Now, I've been thinking, we only met recently,
but you complete me; I think that you're the missing piece of me.
Will you be mine?
"Well, I just see you as a friend..."
IN THE FRIENDZONE ONCE AGAIN! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!

When your maidens need saving
Call in the WHITE KNIGHT
Defending your honor
call in the WHITE KNIGHT
protecting your virtue
call in the WHITE KNIGHT
I'm winning your favor
call in the WHITE KNIGHT
(save me save me)
(I need you, baby)
(please rescue me)
(have sex with me)

Wh-wh-what? right here?
Baby... I knew you were the one for me
Come here.
Come to my mom's house with me.
I wanna propose to you, like I'm supposed to.
Love was found in this chatroom tonight
I need you girl, to be mine.
Please, PM me back.
Love, Dude in the chatroom 74.
Peace.