When the whip-poor-will (will, will)
Whippoors in the wind (wind, wind)
The wind can whippoor back (back, back)
Oh, nice and chubby baby (baby)
When the whip-poor-will (will, will)
Whippoors in the wind (wind, wind)
The wind can whippoor back (back, back)

Waitin on my wages so I can fill my wallet
I wanna buy another whatchamacallit
Always ready for a round of wasteful spending
And I'm pretty well-known for my graceful wending
I duck through crowds with a bob and a weave
Winding through gaps like you wouldn't believe
I can wiggle my way through wall-to-wall losers
And clean a wood floor without wax or a Hoover
I remember when I met your sister
Couldn't resist her like a wicked tongue twister
She left my heart a-fluttering
Her wacky riddles left me wondering
Like, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could, would a woodchuck fuck?
If I cook duck good, then would you fuck Chuck?
If you struck my hood, then would we get stuck?

When the whip-poor-will (will, will)
Whippoors in the wind (wind, wind)
The wind can whippoor back (back, back)
Oh, nice and chubby baby (baby)
When the whip-poor-will (will, will)
Whippoors in the wind (wind, wind)
The wind can whippoor back (back, back)
Oh, nice and chubby baby (baby)

Wholeheartedly! Reaching toward perfection
Outsmarting me! Is your only protection
Warmongering! A past life profession
Whore smothering! Way illegal erection
Word processing! Time for grammar correction
We're commenting! On your horrid complexion
Unwillingly! Submitting to inspection
You're killing me! With your wicked rejection
Weekly, we walk with weariness
Who wouldn't wonder why we went?
Well-meaning women wander west
Wednesday's weather: Wild and windswept
While whistling, we witness whimsy
Well, will you wait with me?
Warlocks worship well-off wives
Who whittle down our worthless lives

When the whip-poor-will (will, will)
Whippoors in the wind (wind, wind)
The wind can whippoor back (back, back)
Oh, nice and chubby baby (baby)
When the whip-poor-will (will, will)
Whippoors in the wind (wind, wind)
The wind can whippoor back (back, back)
Oh, nice and chubby baby (baby)