Wake up in my bed, throw on a pair of chucks
It's raining outside, but I don't give a fuck
Gotta love a little rain, when you're found in the sound
My love for this town is world renowned
This is ground zero when the nerds attack
Meek inherit the globe, starting with PAX
Bill Gates will team with Billy to lead the uprise
Fueled by a bag of dicks with fries
But for now I'll chill in Renton, writin' nerdy rhymes
Buy my beats from Bill Beats, K-Pop or Krhym3
This life's sublime and it don't cost a dime
The Fremont troll is my partner in crime
I don't sip PBR or drink espresso,
I spend my freetime hangin' with Steve and Jess, yo
Poundin' pyramid beers, playing Privateer Press
Feelin' oh so blessed in the fly Northwest


You talk about heaven, you don't know a damn thing
You should see the Northwest during a Northwest spring
With Wizards of the Coast, it's like a nerd's wet dream
You'd feel the same way if you'd seen what I'd seen
Cruisin' down the 5, bumpin' local hip-hop
Blue Scholars and Death*Star on the way to the workshop
Klop and Sarx are next on my playlist
Northwest Sun, gimme that northwest kiss
If Seattle were a woman, I'd take her to the pier
We'd get our picture by the needle while the sun disappear
I'd whisper in her ear to have no fear
'cause the baddies won't hurt us with Jones livin' here
We'd stroll through Ballard, hand in hand
Shoot over to the Box to see a punk rock band
Then it's over to S.U.C.K. Films with Movie Man Dan
Fourth State from the bottom is the best in the land


Northwest Blessed, gettin' Northwest dressed
Sportin' Northwest tees from the Northwest best
Got my Beef shirt on, this shirt's the shit
Every track released should be a billboard hit
Get in my Northwest ride, it's a Hyundai Elantra
Bumpin' Optimus Rhyme, rappin' hard like Contra
Northwest day so fine I can't stop
See the best damn mountains with the snow at the top
Chillin' at the CircleSquare, soak in the skyline
Watch the clouds roll by just killin' some time
My rhymes let fly, nerdy rap warcry
State so fresh, from Walla to Alki
Livin' in the sound, Man! I love this town
Seattle's the shit, my feet never touch ground
When you walk these streets, you'll feel like you're the best
You'll feel this vibe inside, that feelin's Northwest Blessed