Nah... Nah nigga, you just...

Seen a sexy white girl with some off colored hair
And you think to yourself "Damn, she look good over there"
You wanna try to get wit her ova tha weekend
You think you smooth. Nah nigga, you just geekin
You tryna save the world from a tower buildin' madman
Witcha AI girlfriend, and your powers like an admin
You roll up to tha tower lookin to beat Anti
You think you Alpha Riff. Nah nigga, you just high
From Kokiri Forest, Great Deku Tree bound
Wit a sword and shield, you stand your ground
Fightin octoroks and tektites 'til you're numb
Tryna save tha princess and fuck her dumb
Smashin pots, grabbin rupees, mowin tha lawn
Beat Ganondorf so bad, he'll know you're tha one
Savin Hyrule, Earnin' tha triforce
You think you Link. Nah nigga, you just a dork

Ya bones be creakin when tha weather cold
And you think you sick. Nah nigga, you just old.
Got excited cuz you found twenty dollars on tha floor
And you think you lucky. Nah nigga, you just poor
Ladies love ta diss you, but they quick to wanna fuck me
You think it's magic. Nah nigga, you just ugly
I did my best to make this shit all inclusive
You think this song about you. Nah nigga, you just stupid.

You barely put in effort as you go through life
Droppin basic rhymes, end ya next bar with strife
Watchin others put in work, then you take all tha credit
You think you fly. Nah nigga, you just pathetic
Tellin people through song that you got a cooter
And how even tho you got one, you can still computer
You love Old Bay almost as much as Jollimus do
You think you Twill. Nah nigga, you just a fool
Orphaned as a baby and sent down to earth
Did miraculous things that only proved your worth
Made a rich kid bald and now he's evil (Lex Luthor)
In a single bound, leapt the world's highest steeple
Shot a tiny you right outta ya fingertips (stupid superpowers)
Kept your ID secret for years from that reporter chick
When you fly real high, you get confused for a bird
You think you Superman. Nah nigga, you just a nerd

Ya bones be creakin when tha weather cold
And you think you sick. Nah nigga, you just old.
Got excited cuz you found twenty dollars on tha floor
And you think you lucky. Nah nigga, you just poor
Ladies love ta diss you, but they quick to wanna fuck me
You think it's magic. Nah nigga, you just ugly
I did my best to make this shit all inclusive
You think this song about you. Nah nigga, you just stupid.

Logitech Versace holodeck vajazzle buttholes
Claim your dick's like meth, leaving mouths dry and lips broke
Rapping bout dino bj's and fuckin tha rain
You think you lavos. Nah nigga, you just insane
Tha nerdcore Seth Rogen, verses all finished soon
Pulled a gun on a bird cuz it was in ya bathroom
Swear you're an avid drinker, not an alcoholic
You think you Yugen. Nah nigga, you just hyperbolic
Sittin in a kitchen recordin ya raps
Window to your right, computer at ya feet
Haven't really cleaned ya space in a couple a years
Gettin hungry, so "It's pizza time bitches"
Too often rhymin ya name with bottomless
Even when they ain't, ya tracks be about white girls
Enjoy writing verses without bars that rhyme
You think you Jollimus. Nah nigga, you just a bum

Ya bones be creakin when tha weather cold
And you think you sick. Nah nigga, you just old.
Got excited cuz you found twenty dollars on tha floor
And you think you lucky. Nah nigga, you just poor
Ladies love ta diss you, but they quick to wanna fuck me
You think it's magic. Nah nigga, you just ugly
I did my best to make this shit all inclusive
You think this song about you. Nah nigga, you just stupid.
Barely makin deadlines that you set for yourself
Actin like your tracks will bring you all the fame and wealth
Instead of money, drugs, cars, hos, and bling
You rap about robots and power rings
So your friends say they like it. Why should I care?
Will it help me in life? Will it grow you some hair?
It surely won't prepare you for what's in store
Think you a good rapper. Nah nigga, you just nerdcore