This is the shitty intro to my song
And just to make sure you can't rap along
I'm recording it on the worst mic I can find
I mean, it's so bad, it'll blow your mind
Well, technically, these are earbuds
Make me sound as bad at rapping as Elmer Fudd
You don't need quality to be a go-getter
I make no promises, but it'll get better

If you hate my music, fuck you
And if you say fuck me, well fuck you too
You an audiophile? Then fuck your ears
I prolly won't have a good mic for years
If you hate my music, fuck you
And if you say fuck me, well fuck you too
You an audiophile? Then fuck your ears
I prolly won't have a good mic for years

A bad mic won't stop me, you nerds can't top me
Even dragonbreath don't stand a chance to cockblock me
Even at the swap meet, girls be after my body
Fuckin is a hobby and I'll leave a bitch knock-kneed
I can succeed where you managed to fail
If you get in my way, I might end up in jail
Drop down from the ceiling, throw you over the rail
Jump after you and beat you with a pale
Not a pail, I mean a picket, a stake
I won't let up until your very being aches
Your entire existence is a giant mistake
While I'm great with the ladies, Rap Game Johnathan Frakes
I'm like a black Commander William T. Riker
Chasin all the ladies like a sexual tiger
With you, she'll stop at a lackluster cyber
But she won't be happy until I finish inside her

If you hate my music, fuck you
And if you say fuck me, well fuck you too
You an audiophile? Then fuck your ears
I prolly won't have a good mic for years
If you hate my music, fuck you
And if you say fuck me, well fuck you too
You an audiophile? Then fuck your ears
I prolly won't have a good mic for years

Hear ye, hear ye! Am I comin through clearly?
Am I makin more sense than a monthly yearly?
When your distance to here is roughly nearly
I just look at your girl and I say "Girl. Beer me"
She hops to, like I set her on fire
Rushes off, returns with what I require
And then, as if to make you a liar
She goes off with me when I retire
I mean, it's me y'alls girls simply adore
And they're the ones that want me to explore
Get a couple of 'em together down on my floor
When I leave the next morn, they'll be beggin for more
Well, they might not be walkin for days
And for a while they might look at me strange
But I know that I never change
And my strange ways, well they stay strange ways

If you hate my music, fuck you
And if you say fuck me, well fuck you too
You an audiophile? Then fuck your ears
I prolly won't have a good mic for years
If you hate my music, fuck you
And if you say fuck me, well fuck you too
You an audiophile? Then fuck your ears
I prolly won't have a good mic for years