Can't believe anyone really thought I'd quit
Cuz I didn't say "April Fool's" and shit
I'll be makin music up until I die
So you can wipe them tears right out ya eyes
Done started too much to give up now
And so I won't, no way, no how
People think I'm a quitter, and that ain't right
For real man, tha fuck I look like?

Sharin my last song was a tough decision
Cuz it sounds like I'm droppin' out tha nerdcore division
Left you wishin for mo', Wait 'til you see what's in sto'
Cuz soon enough you'll get what you're achin' fo'
I'll finally finish that album, soon as I get them verses
No early release, even with pleas well worded
Cuz I'll never get tired of sayin' Jollimus
And tha bar after that endin with bottomless
Cuz I'm a prominent hominid, cognizant of my dominance
See, I'm onymous in this and I'm brimming with confidence
I've pocketed documents to fulfill a hypothesis
As a consequence, I rap tha opposite of incompetence
Send you out on reconnaissance in a gleaming metropolis
Paint a picture of tha Death Star firin' on Romulus
Positive I'm not vomitous, I can bring you to somnlonence
And above all else remember that I make no promises

Can't believe anyone really thought I'd quit
Cuz I didn't say "April Fool's" and shit
I'll be makin music up until I die
So you can wipe them tears right out ya eyes
Done started too much to give up now
And so I won't, no way, no how
People think I'm a quitter, and that ain't right
For real man, tha fuck I look like?

Course I'm making new music, shouldn't doubt that a bit
If you know about Jolli & Friends Cover Tha Hits
Cuz that project dwarfs all the others I've started
And I'm serious about it, won't do it halfhearted
O'er a thousand songs to cover, almost 58 years
Gettin friends to help, that should give 'em some cheer
Of course I'll cover tha Creed and tha Nickelback
So someone else do Macarena, cuz I don't wanna
I don't gotta be terse, feels like I'm rappin' in cursive
I don't care what Rappy said, I won't curse in these verses
I'll do it in the chorus, cuz that ain't any worse
Than stumblin' on a track that you didn't rehearse
Hello Kitty purse, hanging on my arm
I don't care what you think, I do what I want
If I feel like rhyming want with want, I'll do it, I will
You'll call me on it, but you're listening still

Can't believe anyone really thought I'd quit
Cuz I didn't say "April Fool's" and shit
I'll be makin music up until I die
So you can wipe them tears right out ya eyes
Done started too much to give up now
And so I won't, no way, no how
People think I'm a quitter, and that ain't right
For real man, tha fuck I look like?

Now here's the part where I make nerdy references
Except I don't wanna, so pfffft
I do that enough, and I'm kinda bored
Amidst all you nerds, I got tha smallest core
Cuz a nerdcore is tha center of every nerd
Like tha tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop, ya heard?
Mr. Turtle always bit to get into the center
And Mr. Owl is a jerk, this you gotta remember
So he got glasses and a mortarboard, that don't make him smart
And he stays up in a tree, loomin' over you hard
Like Yertle tha Turtle, but in a creepier way
And without making all his subjects slaves
He's not all fancy and fine like Gertrude McFuzz
He don't got feathers aplenty, he ain't causin a buzz
He didn't have the greatest hat to give to the king
And he never saw a thing on Mulberry Street

Can't believe anyone really thought I'd quit
Cuz I didn't say "April Fool's" and shit
I'll be makin music up until I die
So you can wipe them tears right out ya eyes
Done started too much to give up now
And so I won't, no way, no how
People think I'm a quitter, and that ain't right
For real man, tha fuck I look like?