C'mon people, y'all should Holla @ Some Jollimus
Not even playin y'all, his rhymes are fuckin bottomless

Do you ladies want a man who's lovable as hell?
You want a man who can be adjustable as well?
A man who's creative and credible and doesn't smell?
Who treats you with respect and doesn't make your anger swell?
A man who's there whenever you need him?
And doesn't rage when at life you beat him?
Who rarely interrupts you when you're speakin?
Who doesn't fuck shit up with his creepin?
That's well and good, you should peep the man Jolli Prime
He'll comfort you if he sees you in the lobby cryin
Wipe your tears, make you smile, you'll be like "golly, I'm
Happy that you're here. You should take me to Raleigh sometime."
You just gotta remember he ain't a bad guy
Whatever your belief, he thinks that you be damn fine
So hurry up before there be a long line
And he finds that relationship cloud nine

When you see a Jolli, you gotta Holla @ Some
And give him a gift, like maybe some rum
Whether you end up with him or just a friend
Don't worry, he'll stick with you until the end
When losers mess with his, he does things to spite them
They find that kinda shit comes back to bite them
I took these titles to screw with a dumbfuck
That's why this track is called Decapitated Skullfuck

Fellas, do you need a friend who'll be there for you?
Do you need a guy to go and be a wingman for you?
A friend who'd date her ugly friend for you?
A friend who'll even straight up rhyme for you four times for you?
The kind of friend who'll be there when you get in trouble
And even sticks around when you go and make it double
He'll help protect your feelings from devestation
He's the best goddamn friend in the nation
Listen bro, you should check out that Jolli Prime
He's an awesome dude who'll always hold your place in line
Who'll sit and listen to your every wish and whine
And help you get that chick that he found in the lobby cryin
You just gotta remember, he ain't a rich, man
He'll hang with you, but fuck if he's always payin
Ain't no way he'll go for a dine and ditch plan
Do that shit and the friendship will be decaying

When you see a Jolli, you gotta Holla @ Some
And give him a gift, like maybe some rum
Whether you end up with him or just a friend
Don't worry, he'll stick with you until the end
When losers mess with his, he does things to spite them
They find that kinda shit comes back to bite them
I took these titles to screw with a dumbfuck
That's why this track is called Decapitated Skullfuck

Ayo parents, do you have ill-behaved kids?
Are they somehow putting your life on the skids?
Wish you had a way to keep them in line?
A way to cope that doesn't involve wine?
You need someone to teach them truth and love
To teach them things about the stars above
To scare them silly at the speed of light
To frighten them 'til they're prepared to fight
Have you heard about the boogeyman, Jolli Prime?
He'll leave a brick in their pillow. Think I'm lyin?
Tell them "Straighten up or He'll come flyin
Into your room, teeth glistenin, fast as lightnin"
You just gotta remember, he ain't a pedophile
He'll scare your kids, and he'll do it with a great big smile
By way of internet, or walkin to your door
Then they'll behave or he'll be back for more

When you see a Jolli, you gotta Holla @ Some
And give him a gift, like maybe some rum
Whether you end up with him or just a friend
Don't worry, he'll stick with you until the end
He won't cry "FRIENDZONE!", he won't bitch and moan
He won't try to break up over the phone
He's a loyal guy, and he's hella fly
And he's standing by, ready for your reply

You can tell him yes, you can tell him no
You can even tell him to pack up and go
He'll do what it do and respect your wishes
No, he won't come back just to wash your dishes
If you mess with him and his, he'll do things to spite you
You'll find that kinda shit comes back to bite you
He took these titles to screw with a dumbfuck
That's why this track is called Decapitated Skullfuck