Cunts are claiming I don't look good in a dress
that kinda attitude leaves me unimpressed
I worked hard to get this figure fit and toned alright?
so best step the fuck back and apologise!
The name's Happi MC I've got heaps of STDs
So beware of that when you wanna come at me
cos I'll put on a show and act all cuddly
and seduce you so you want to fuck me buddy
I'm a queen, like Elizabeth the second
on the scene, bigger player than a record
I'm your dream, so what do ya reckon?
whipped cream, all over my neck and
chest, nipples, shaft and nuts
best be paying on your master cards
see me and think that's a humble strut
then boom you get blasted with my bubble butt! (bubble butt, bubble butt)

Who would look better in a dress?
Whose got the figure to impress?
which of these rappers will past the test?
and who's got the best fake breasts??
Who would look better in a dress?
Whose got the figure to impress?
which of these rappers will past the test?
and who's got the best fake breasts??

This is me when I was sixteen
this is me when I was seventeen
this is me with my bitches
and this is me on christmas
who wants to step to me when you see my CV
and extensive history of cross dressery
impressively I be dressing like a lady
so you better be concerned for your safety
stroll back in time 97, 8, 9
you will find I look fine and my hairs devine
and long like rapunzel my grandma fumbled
and thought I was a girl, my manliness crumbled
but that's okay cos when I wear a dress it's killer
try to fight the feeling but man for real ya
watch Priscilla and you can't supress it
cos one day I will be the Queen of the Desert(Queen of the Desert, Queen of the Desert)

Who would look better in a dress?
Whose got the figure to impress?
which of these rappers will past the test?
and who's got the best fake breasts??
Who would look better in a dress?
Whose got the figure to impress?
which of these rappers will past the test?
and who's got the best fake breasts??

They call me Eccentrica Gallumbits
I'm the triple breasted whore of Eroticon Six
and now transformed into a full blown chick
every guy needs a time to hide his dick
so here I am and you know I'm the best dressed
so come on bitches are you all impressed yet
well I bet it's just too much to digest
and I get you're confused by the ooze of my sex
oh little boy, you're just a little toy
too brittle to play with a fiddle, oi!
these dirty needs will make you need
to get on your knees and scream and plead
to your master, I am your dominatrix
scream my name "GALLUMBITS!"
I'll put you in your place if you're up in my face
I'll have you whipped and chained so I rest my case. (rest my case, rest my case)

Who would look better in a dress?
Whose got the figure to impress?
which of these rappers will past the test?
and who's got the best fake breasts??
Who would look better in a dress?
Whose got the figure to impress?
which of these rappers will past the test?
and who's got the best fake breasts??
Who would look better in a dress?
Whose got the figure to impress?
which of these rappers will past the test?
and who's got the best fake breasts??