Tape dispenser on tha floor, walkin stick next to tha door
Bottlecap goblet is full, but I'mma add one more
Got three cups upon my table, one disposable, two not
And a tiny little fan for when I'm getting hot
There's a hunnit dollar bill, but it isn't mine to spend
So remind me once again why it's in my possession
There's four speakers I can see, and two are portable
And tha microphone I use for my recordin, yo
A 3-hole punch and stapler, different kinds of paper
An x-acto blade kit so I have some for later
Seven tiny Whiskeys, four are Old No. 7
Can of Old Bay to make things taste like heaven
Headphones I barely use, q-tips and lotion too
A depleted roll of painters tape, yeah, the kind that's blue
There's six or seven SmarTrips, but only one that's mine
And it's the only way for me to travel on my dime

Well I came up with a plan, and it started off real great
Then I realized I had too many tracks upon my plate
Sure, one was already written, but it hasn't been three days
And I'm quickly running out of different things to say
But no one minds because I'm Jollimus, and I am loveable
Gonna rhyme that one with bottomless and then get comfortable
Now I'm gonna eat some pizza, then I'll rest a little bit
And get this done without it bein all ugly and shit

Six things you could call "battery", a thing of IcyHot
Which is right next to the modem, it's the only one I got
The router rests atop a tiny piece of furniture
Found in a box from craigslist, it was worth tha journey thurr
One marker that's in front of me, and twenty-some behind
Two Nationals' bobbleheads, and five things that tell the time
There's a tensy weensy funnel, and a binder clip
And a pair of black scissors for when I need to snip
I see two pairs of glasses, one 18" ruler
And looking down towards my feet, I see my computer
Holy fuck you guys, there's a bottle of bubbles
And if I blow them inside, I won't get in trouble
On my windowsill, there's a fish thing made of glass
And in a drawer behind me, there's some pictures of ass
There's a VCR there too, but y'all all knew that
And I'm almost certain in this room I have a hat

Well I came up with a plan, and it started off real great
Then I realized I had too many tracks upon my plate
Sure, one was already written, but it hasn't been three days
And I'm quickly running out of different things to say
But no one minds because I'm Jollimus, and I am loveable
Gonna rhyme that one with bottomless and then get comfortable
Now I'm gonna eat some pizza, then I'll rest a little bit
And get this done without it bein all ugly and shit

I got like three reams of paper, and two printers
Four powerstrips, and a bike helmet for winter
There's a foreman grill resting ass up in the sink
And my KFC cup if I really wanna drink
R2-D2 can koozie, 3 signed baseballs
Cabinets on two, and tile on four walls
Empty corona bottle, I drank it while writing this
Toilet's ten steps away for when I gotta piss
Y'all know I'm in a kitchen, of course there's an oven
With a stovetop and range hood above it
There's a broken 360 signed by some nerds
And some cameras with which to take pictures
Broken laptop, bike lock, star wars pens
Socket set, paper towels, a torque wrench
CVS extracare cards, and a lighter
Some spongebob thing and a pair of pliers

Well I came up with a plan, and it started off real great
Then I realized I had too many tracks upon my plate
Sure, one was already written, but it hasn't been three days
And I'm quickly running out of different things to say
But no one minds because I'm Jollimus, and I am loveable
Gonna rhyme that one with bottomless and then get comfortable
Now I'm gonna eat some pizza, then I'll rest a little bit
And get this done without it bein all ugly and shit