Mmm, yeah
Mmm, yeah
Mmm, yeah
I mean, wait
Mmm, yeah
Mmm, yeah
Ugh, yeah
I mean, no

Die, chicken
Die, monkey
Die, flamingo
They're all, evil
Die, chicken
Die, monkey
Die, flamingo
They're all, evil

Chickens aren't people
They like to peck the ground
And when they peck the ground
They make an annoying sound
It's annoying to my ears
It's not very clear
But when you hear the sound
and then they start flapping around
These stupid things
Taste good when they are fried
Serve them with some mashed potatoes
And then maybe they'll get in your eye
The chicken here
Hot, yummy
Greasy, chicken
The evil stuff pokin out my eyes

Die, chicken
Die, monkey
Die, flamingo
They're all, evil
Die, chicken
Die, monkey
Die, flamingo
They're all, evil

Hey little monkey
What are you doing there?
With your brown hair
And your underwear
Stop the flinging of the poo
It's not very cool
You just hit my mom
And now she is mad
Why are you running away?
You primate. You're gay
Go eat a ba-na-nah
And some other stuff that
Will make you, very cliche
You are not very happy
Monkey, I'm going to kill you now
Don't you run away, so

Die, chicken
Die, monkey
Die, flamingo
They're all, evil
Die, chicken
Die, monkey
Die, flamingo
They're all, evil

A flamingo is a bird
That can't even fly
Look into its eyes
And then you'll realize
Why it stands on one leg
Even though it's not pegged
He's pink and he is running
Evil like the gunner
Don't you want to see me
Snap his little wings?
Make some buffalo wings
Out of pink flamingo's wings
This guy is so evil
The flamingoes are coming
They're coming back to eat me
And kill me
Again

Die, chicken
Die, monkey
Die, flamingo
They're all, evil
Die, chicken
Die, monkey
Die, flamingo
They're all, evil
Die, chicken
Die, monkey
Die, flamingo
They're all, evil
Die, chicken
Die, monkey
Die, flamingo
They're all, evil

Don't you see children? I'm here to tell you about the monkeys, and the chickens, and the flamingoes. They're coming. The flamingoes are coming. Run! RUN!

Buh-kawk!
Buh-kawk!
Buk buk Buh-kawk!

Ooh, ah ah ah ah!
Oooh ah, ah ah!

Flamingo sounds.
Flamingo sounds.
Oooohh.